Merry (late) Xmas and a Happy New Year

Well it would be if I wasn’t at work. On top of that, I’m baby sitting the new guy - damn it! Ok so I’m new(ish) too but I didn’t sign up to the “Big Brother” society.

Anyhoo, another xmas done and broke as usual. In my next life I’m going to come back as Gary Coleman and pretend to be a kid forever - at least the spirit of Christmas keeps you together as a kid. Now as an adult, I’m fully aware that Santa is evil and manipulative. See it’s really just Satan with a big coat (it much colder than down there in hell you know).

Satan Claws was his original name. And he didn’t have reindeer, it was demon hell hounds (like the dogs in Resident Evil) attached to the sleigh by barbed wire. The red on Satans coat was the blood from the dogs as the wire tore through flesh … erm, sorry. Slightly carried away there. You get the point though.

On a good note, I did get Burnout Revenge. Best driving game on console in my opinion. They’ve raised their game since Takedown to allow for same direction traffic-checking, vertical takdowns (damn cool) and crash breakers within races. The best just got bester.

On a shite note, I was supposed to get Raw vs. Smackdown, but it never turned up in the post. Bastard. Posty will have hell to pay when I get hold of him!

Enough of the xmas rant. It was a good few days. But it’s back to work. Now for the aftermath…