Be my anti-valentine

The big day is almost upon us, and as usual we’re being bombarded with a load of useless cards and confectionary to give our loved ones.

But why should we need a day put upn us to tell our other halves that we love them? Because we’re too stupid to figure it out on our own and need some big corporation to play cupid and intervene? No. It’s because they want to make tons of money out of us - just like Christmas and Easter. Buy loads of crap that’ll be shat out or at least left under the bed just to be hovered up next spring.

Well, don’t dispair. Send your favourite an anti-valentine. “VD - give your loved one something they’ll never forget”.