Terrorists Change Tactics. Develop Nuclear Fruit Drinks
Friday, January 19th, 2007
“I heard an almighty bang from the fridge. It sounded like a gun going off. You could see the lid bulging with the pressure. When my assistant opened it, the liquid flew out with tremendous force – the spray went absolutely everywhere. It even reached the ceiling.” said Roger Sutton as death juice launched 3m into the air at his store in Cheltenham.
An Innocent spokeswoman said: “There is a high level of fizz in the drinks which has led some of them to explode. We’re looking into the problem and are confident that all the affected drinks are now out of circulation.”. Well we’re sure if people wanted a Sprite they’d have bought one. Fizzy fruit smoothie? How about some chocolate mashed potato with nutty sprinkles?
Innocent said that the ingredients in three batches of its banana and strawberry flavour drink had fermented, causing the cartons to explode. 100,000 bottles are now being recalled.
Source: Metro