Scooby Doo And The Mystery Of The Dead Python

“It was a real surprise to see it. You just cannot believe that something like this could be found somewhere like Scarborough.

“We measured it and it came to about 17.7ft.”

A quiet country road in North Yorkshire. A dead snake. How? Why? Who in the hell cares?

“We have no idea where it came from. The suggestion has been made that maybe it had outgrown somebody and been dumped as a result or dumped after it died.” said Inspector Simon Lovell, of North Yorkshire Police.

“More inquiries will be made into the matter. Certainly there are no signs that it has been deliberately killed.”

So continues the investigation into the incident.