Jesus Has A Penis (And It Tastes Like Chocolate)

Oh lord here we go again. You can’t go for 5 minutes in a religious celebration without people getting all offended.

Apparently we have Christians in New York City offended over an ‘anatomically correct’ chocolate sculpture of El Saviour Jesus Christ. I mean come on, its chocolate for crying out loud … and chocolate is good for you say scientists. Besides, are you telling me Jesus didn’t have a penis? Look, whatever you believe - he “got down” with Mary Magdelaine say some people - Jesus was a man. He had penis. If a few Christians are scared of getting a hard on from a chocolate sculpture then it’s their problem.

Then you’ve got Obama depicted as the saviour in Chicago. I mean come on…

“All of this is a response to what I’ve been witnessing and hearing, this idea that Barack is sort of a potential savior that might come and absolve the country of all its sins,” Cordero said. “In a lot of ways it’s about caution in assigning all these inflated expectations on one individual, and expecting them to change something that many hands have shaped.

Bruce Jenkins, dean of the art school’s undergraduate program, said response to the piece - part of a student exhibition — has been mostly positive. He said people should take a close look at the sculpture and the context it was created in before judging it.”

So, just remember, a penis is for Easter, not just the rest of the year.

Source: Local 6