Britney Spears doesn’t want to be killed like Princess Diana
Monday, February 20th, 2006“Princess Diana got killed by one of these people, […] They’re crossing the line.” said Britiney Spears in People magazine (US).
“I’ve pulled over and asked the cops ‘Could you please help me? They’vre been driving recklessly back there’ and they say ‘Sorry ma’am, I can’t help you.’”.
The photographs of Britney carrying her baby in her arms whilst driving were explained by her fear of the paparazzi and motherly instincts of safety for her child.
“I don’t really go out with him,” said Britney about her son. “It’s kind of sad because I can’t walk down the street with a stroller.” [in case the paparazzi roll up in a Mommas & Pappas and you end up racing down a subway - hitting the central reservation and doing a 180 onto the pavement. Get a hold of yourself woman!].
“I’m not expecting people to pity me. I’m just telling the truth”.
Don’t worry Britney, we don’t pity you. We think you’re a total ass but we don’t pity you. We’ll leave the pitying to Mr T.