Wife Makes Husband Curry. Husband Admits It Tasted A Bit Crap

You’d think you might be able to have a civil relationship whilst being estranged from you wife - a quiet friendly curry perhaps. Well no. Especially when said wife adds doo-doo for seasoning.

Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against husband Donald Martin.

On 13th March, Jill watched her husband start to eat the food, and then burst out laughing. At least someone found it funny.

However, in her defence, Jill’s Defence Agent said she’d suffered “continued mental abuse” over about 5 years, with her husband challenging her ability as a parent and starting business ventures without her knowledge.

“At that time, she believed he had started an affair although those fears turned out to be unfounded.”

Divorce proceedings have now begun.

Source: BBC News