Two Assed Chicken Dies. 5 Assed Monkey Wanted In Connection With Death

{New Zealand] “He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up,” said Mrs Dickey about Forzie, her newborn Te Uku-bred Barnevelder chick.

“He was a bit of a laugh.”

Forzie weighed a “good pound of butter” before it died and was gaining feathers slowly. It’s not common for chicks born with defects to survive birth. Forzie is currently resting in the freezer waiting to be stuffed and then donated to the Auckland Museum.

The current whereabouts of the infamous “5 assed monkey” is unknown.

I guess assholes always get the chicks.