Get your virginity back with “Hoe-Away”
Thursday, October 15th, 2009Ever wished you could relive that “first time”? Want to be done with hoe-ish ways and start a new? Well those crazy guys from the land of Tentacle porn and Godzilla have just the thing for you.
“No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
Artificial Virginity Hymen is created from Kyoto, Tapan at 1993. it was first introduced to the locals, then it gets famous and spread to Thailand at 1995 and now avaliable in South East Asia, South Asia and in the Middle East countries.”
Erm….yeah, O.K.
Inset: An Artificial Hymen
