Your Cat Has Better Credit Than You
Thursday, January 4th, 2007
An Australian bank has become the first in the world (that we know of) to issue a credit card to a cat.
The Bank of Queensland apologised for the mistake after the cat’s owner, Katherine Campbell, tried to test the bank’s identity security system. Obviously, it failed. Horribly.
“I just couldn’t believe it. People need to be aware of this and banks need to have better security,” said Campbell.
“We apologise as this should not have happened,” said the bank in a statement.
Spin: We at Neebone think this is just a partial truth. Cats are now, obviously, forcing their owners into fraudulently obtaining credit to fund their reign of animal terror. Like Campbell says, we need some sort of animal checking … like a Cat Scan or something. Be informed, check the related links below for more information.