Florist Rapped Over Naughty Valentines Messages

“Willy 4 Fanny”, “Who will you give one to this Valentine’s?”

No they’re not messages scratched on the inside of a school desk, but messages in a florists shop window.

But after police got complaints about the florist owned by Mark Nicholas, 36, of Cornwall, five of them decided to give him a telling off.

“It seems ridiculous.” said Mark.

“The words were not appropriate.” said police. (Oh really, how?)

Source: The Sun