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Beckham can’t do Brooklyn’s sums. Now tells us something the cashiers at Tesco DIDN’T know

Monday, February 27th, 2006

david beckhamIt seems as though it’s now official that David Backham has the I.Q. of a fetus, after admitting he can’t help his six-year old son with simple maths problems.

Their homework is so hard these days. It’s totally done differently to what I was teached [sic] when I was at school. And you know, I was like, “Oh my God, I can’t do this”.’

It seems as though the much harder “how many tens in a hundred” and “make 50 pence from these coins” are way too hard for the world famous footballer, now in his 30s. He admits getting his wife, Victoria, to help with the homework instead.

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