Bacon Charged With Theft Of Beef

Curtis Haven Bacon wasn’t hav’in any Bacon for his Bacon Double Cheese when he thought he’d try to steal, with ease, a side of beef for his needs.

Ok that was lame.

Curtis Haven Bacon attempted to steal a calf by using a rope, tied around the animals neck, to pull it. unfortunately, the rope caused series injuries to the calf and it had to be put down.

Deputies were alerted to the incident when a witness saw Bacon pulling the calf.

34-year-old Bacon (or Curtis ‘Unsmoked’ Bacon as he’s now known) was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with aggravated abuse of an animal, grand theft and felony cruelty to an animal, jail records state. He was released after posting $11,500 bail.

Source: Tamba Bay’s 10