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Picture released of London’s Doo Doo bomber

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

A man simply known as “The Doo Doo bomber” has been defecating on trains in the South-east of London. British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck at least 30 trains since August.

He waits until he is alone (understandable) and then smears his Doo Doo butter all over the carriage.

These dirty acts of terrorism have caused £60,000 in damages and cleaning costs, also causing many carriages to be taken out of service and general inconvenience.

Imagine when its around 8:30am, the train is packed like sardines and the pungent smell of Doo Doo is magnified by the heat of hundreds of commuters rushing to work. Hahahaha Errrrr!!!

With no particular pattern in his action, who knows where the Doo Doo bomber will strike next!!!

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