Brit is new World’s Fattest Man Weighs 980lbs, and it was all planned (cue evil laugh).
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009Source: Daily Mail.co.uk
Ipswich-England- Paul Mason is officially the worlds fattest man weighing a staggering 980lbs. The previous holder was Manuel Uribe , but he subsequently lost 400lb’s with the help of nutritionists and dieting
Mason shockingly intended to become this fat and actually wanted to become the world’s fattest man after loosing 280 lbs (20 stone) three years ago. After leaving hospital Mason gorged on “three family-sized takeaways every day ” (most probably Bargain Buckets dipped in chocolate sauce) and whole boxes of cereal.
His Friday shopping list
- Four large cod
- Two pies
- Four battered sausages
- Six large portions of chips
- Mushy peas and curry sauce
- All washed down with bottles of Coke
His total cost for treatment so far has topped the £1 million mark, and his yearly costs which include benefits, treatment, accommodation and care is around £100,000. So tax payers are paying for this salad dodging, pork chop sucking fatty to stay alive. They should feed him to the Third World.
Mason has his own personal A-Team (the A stands for Ass-wipers) of seven-carers who work eight-hour shifts cooking and cleaning him. It most likely takes an eight-hour shift just to clean his arm-pits.
He is also equipped with : A big ass hose- Because he is too fat to fit in a shower
A light box- His back fat blocks out the sun(we assume) so he needs something to combat Seasonal Affective Disorder
A bed slide- Which slides him straight into a wheelchair (bet he feels like Batman when he does that).
The NHS has wanted to transport him to hospital but are unsure whether they should airlift him using an RAF Chinook, costing £20,000, or, create a Dawn of the Dead style reinforced ambulance costing £90,000 and use that for transporting him as well as other Super Fatties.
It is also reported that he goes to McDonald’s drive-thru in his 3ft wide wheelchair to order what we assume would be the menu, twice.
Source: Daily Mail.co.uk
Source: Daily Mail.co.uk