3 Million Bees Removed From Kitchen
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
In a daring assault mounted by beekeepers, more than 3 million bees were strategically removed from a south Florida kitchen. Jesus Molina (no relation to the Christ family) and his girlfriend had been subjugated to two and a half years of mental torment, in what has been likened to their own personal stockade.
“So we’re trying to, like, get rid of most of them, but without professional help we can’t. So now we almost … They’re biting me!’” said Jesus’ girlfriend as she fled the home whilst being interviewed by reporters.
Who knows what military strike the bees were planning before their entire army was taken out. Chalk one up to the humans!