Refusal to sign penis results in slap and kidnapping for Leona Lewis

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

British Talent show winner Leona Lewis was slapped during her book signing today in London’s West End. O.K well she wasn’t kidnapped, but imagine what news that would have been.

The incident was apparently unprovoked although here at Neebone our investigators believe that a man wanted his penis signed, and as refusal often offends she was slapped as the man “demanded satisfaction”.

Officers were called to the scene, a Waterstones bookshop, but no-one has been arrested.