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Royal Hand Grabs Student Breast

Tuesday, March 27th, 2007

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Prince William has been photo’d putting his breast hand forward - cupping the bossom of brazillain student Ana Ferreira.

“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.

“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them.”

“He had me on one arm and my friend Cecilia on the other.

“I didn’t really know what to do so made a silly gesture with my hand, giving a big peace sign. Now as you can see William clearly knew what HE was doing with his hand!”

Ah, to be king for a day … or a prince as it were.

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