Brief round up of 2009

2009 was a year of historic moments and also a year of ridiculousness. Here are some of those things:

2009 , a year where pretty much everyone knows someone who knows someone who has a YouTube channel which they update weekly talking about random stuff they have found seen on the T.V and Internet.

A year where over 2 million people are following Kim Kardashian on Twitter because they want to know what she is doing at any given time of the day because she is the THAT interesting. If it was Chuck Norris we could understand, although every Tweet would probably be “Roundhouse” and a baby would be kicked into the sun each time.

A year when an unusually large number of big time celebrities died.

A year when Reality shows are about the only thing ever on and being a stupid whore on T.V can make you famous. It wasn’t just a one off whore. Every reality show has at least 2 stupid whores on it and one will ALWAYS continue to make money and become some what famous, simply from being a stupid whore.

A year where too many professional athletes had to give a way hundreds of millions of dollars to women who were in the right place at the right time (often referred to as girlfriends or wives).

A year where zombie related paraphernalia such as movies, video games and street signs saw an unprecedented amount of media coverage.

A year where the first Black president of the U.S.A offered to provide the people of America with FREE health care and has been ridiculed for it. Never before has there been a time where giving away free stuff has suffered so much opposition to the point where it has been labeled a “Nazi policy” buy idiot protesters.

A year where atheism has become less taboo and religion has been made to seem more and more ridiculous as the year progressed.

A year that permitted the construction of a Gola flagship store in London’s West End. Seriously, Gola. If the fashion industry was the human body, then Gola would be anal pubes. How could you make a flagship store for anal pubes?

Tell us what you remember from 2009