http://neebone.co.uk Humor at your expense since 1985 Tue, 02 Feb 2010 11:30:56 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dumbass of the week goes to: Pat Robertson http://neebone.co.uk/dumbass-hotass-of-the-week/alessandro-ambrosio-vs-pat-robertson/ The reporter's closing statement could not be truer http://neebone.co.uk/media/us-military-rifle-scopes-inscribed-with-bible-verses/ Click to enlarge http://neebone.co.uk/media/did-you-know-god-prefers-atheists/ http://neebone.co.uk/media/translated-rap-battle/ What could be more embarrassing then trying to loose weight, and while weighting (get it?) to get yourself weighed the floor collapses beneath you. Well this happened to 20 members of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden. "As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/fatties-collapse-floor-at-weight-watchers-clinic/ http://neebone.co.uk/media/prodigy-vs-beastie-boys-mash-up-awesome/ The U.K is not reknown for having the most amount of "thicka than a snicka" type women, but experts there have discovered that having a big booty and thighs can help prevent heart and metabolic problems. "Big behinds are preferable to extra fat around the waistline, which gives no such protection, ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/big-booty-big-thighs-healthy-heart-and-more/ http://neebone.co.uk/media/dude-passes-out-after-dead-lifting-300lbs/ Awkward because they are on the other team or awkward because they are Black? The ambiguity combined with the solution has caused controversy resulting in a ban. http://neebone.co.uk/media/banned-australian-kfc-advert/ Bluetooth product manufacturer Parrot have created the most amazing must have gadget of 2010; the http://neebone.co.uk/news/cool/iphone-controlled-helicopter-amazing/ The only reason we decided to do a featurette on Kim is because her Dad was O.J Simpsons's lawyer....and she has an amazing behind. But how cool is that? Your Dad was the lawyer in one of the most , if not THE most followed court cases of all time. Born ... http://neebone.co.uk/featurettes/kim-kardashian/ Dumbass of the week goes to: The United States Government http://neebone.co.uk/dumbass-hotass-of-the-week/us-government-vs-coco-austin/ Despite all the rumours of her being a hermaphrodite and all the insanely insane outfits she wears; we have to give her props for continuing her routine without music and doing a splendid job of it. Sound cuts out around the 50 sec mark. http://neebone.co.uk/media/lady-gagas-soundboard-fails-but-continues-acapella-and-sounds-pretty-good/ 2009 was a year of historic moments and also a year of ridiculousness. Here are some of those things: 2009 , a year where pretty much everyone knows someone who knows someone who has a YouTube channel which they update weekly talking about random stuff they have found seen on ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/brief-round-up-of-2009/ U.K- A giant worm that eats penises and feeds them to its children has been found at an aquarium in Hull, England. The specimen is over 1m long and was found by staff after moving rocks in an aquarium exhibit. The female Bobbit worm (named after Lorena Bobbit who chopped ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/penis-eateing-worm-aka-the-bobbit-worm-found-in-uk-aquarium/