http://neebone.co.uk Humor at your expense since 1985 Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:02:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Nuff said. http://neebone.co.uk/news/comical/meet-phani-tikkala/ When Antonio Bandín Moreno collected his post before heading off to work, he left it on the table and thought nothing more of it. It was only when his wife called him on his mobile that he discovered he had been the subject of a practical joke. "Antonio, have you seen ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/stupid/antonio-dickhead-arseface-receives-gas-bill/ http://neebone.co.uk/media/i-can-had-fingerz/ A man faces prison time on charges of enticing a minor. Doug Aube was convicted Wednesday afternoon in a Madison County courtroom. Investigators say he approached a teenage girl in Victoria's Secret in Madison Square Mall and asked her to model a bra for him. The incident happened in March ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/whatever/note-to-self-dont-ask-teenager-in-victorias-secret-to-model-bra-in-victorias-secret-again/ During a routine traffic stop last week, Fond du Lac police officers encountered a man dressed as Batgirl. According to police reports, officers stopped the car carrying the costume-clad 23-year-old Fond du Lac man at the intersection of Ninth and Morris Streets at about 11:30 p.m. Sept. 13 because the ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/comical/police-arrest-batman-except-his-suit-was-at-the-cleaners/ A Des Moines man went to jail Wednesday afternoon for allegedly throwing an onion at his wife. The police report begins: "(The victim) states her husband had been drinking and they got into an argument." James Izzolena, 54, of 3515 Sheridan Ave., was charged with domestic assault causing injury. Police said he ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/stupid/man-attacks-wife-with-onion/ So I'm watching TV and whilst flicking past All of Us I think "Haven't I seen that Elise Neal in something else?" Dag nab it I was right. "I love producing, and I put these girls together and choreographed a lot of the numbers we do," says Neal. "I'm hoping this will ... http://neebone.co.uk/featurettes/elise-neal-and-her-assorted-flavors/ A 6-year-old boy is recovering after being shot Tuesday night, WISN-TV reported. Milwaukee police said a 3-year-old girl found a gun inside a home near Teutonia Avenue and Chambers Street and pulled the trigger. A 32-year-old man who lives in the house told police he stores a loaded gun behind the stove ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/what-the-f/toddlers-shoot-up-family-home/ Property and cash worth more than £250,000 was stolen last year - from the police. Two thirds of thefts from cop cars and stations across the country went unsolved. And seven forces failed to clear up a single theft from their premises and vehicles with total losses of £11,000. Advertisement Digital cameras, radios, body ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/whatever/gear-nicked-from-police-who-you-gonna-call/ A Madison man infuriated because an alleged hooker left with his money before finishing her work subsequently used his truck to repeatedly ram the Lincoln Town Car she got into and, unfortunately for him, did so while a cop was watching. The end result was that Jose A. Mojica, 33, of ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/comical/hooker-fails-to-finish-job-man-tries-to-ram-his-truck-instead/ http://neebone.co.uk/media/trampoline-tragedy/ A young man in the UK got a serious shock when the PS2 that he'd won on eBay arrived at his home in Aylsham, Norfolk. The game system -- which he'd paid £95 for -- arrived without the two games promised by the seller, but with £44,000, or about $90,378. ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/cool/uk-teen-buys-ps2-on-ebay-receives-box-stuffed-with-44000/ Curtis Haven Bacon wasn't hav'in any Bacon for his Bacon Double Cheese when he thought he'd try to steal, with ease, a side of beef for his needs. Ok that was lame. Curtis Haven Bacon attempted to steal a calf by using a rope, tied around the animals neck, to pull it. ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/stupid/bacon-charged-with-theft-of-beef/ A Hamilton County Municipal Court judge told an angry defendant “F--- you,” an almost unheard of breach of courtroom etiquette. Judge Ted Berry was responding to the same phrase that was uttered at him by Ivan Boykins, a defendant Berry had just sentenced to spend 30 days in jail after Boykins ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/comical/judge-tells-defendant-f-you/ nvestigators believe Benoit, killed his wife and son over the weekend and then himself sometime Monday. The bodies were found Monday afternoon in three different rooms of the house on Green Meadow Lane, in a subdivision off a gravel road about two miles from Whitewater Country Club. Read the full story ... http://neebone.co.uk/news/shocking/wwe-wrestler-chris-benoit-kills-wife-and-kid-then-himself/