Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson is a man renown for saying stupid things, but his latest out burst tops the charts.

During the aftermath of one of the most devastating earthquakes in our time, he decided to say live on air that the people of Haiti brought the disaster upon themselves due to a (alleged) pact they made with the devil over 200 years ago. Here at Neebone, we can not recall a more retarded statement having been said at a more inappropriate time. Watch it here

Congratulations Pat Roberston you are the Dumbass of the Week….and perhaps the year.

Hotass(s) of the week goes to:

Alessandro Ambrosio

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A move away from the usual hugely endowed woman, the Hotass this week is Alessandro Ambrosio

Ambrosio was born in Erechim, Brazil on April 11, 1981. Her parents, who are of Italian and Polish descent, own a petrol station. Ambrósio was just eight years old when she decided that she wanted to be a model, after seeing a picture of top covergirl Karen Mulder in a magazine: “I wanted to be like her”, she recalls.

Ambrosio was always insecure about her large ears and at eleven had cosmetic surgery to get her ears pinned back, though two years later she suffered complications.In 2006 she appeared on The Tyra Banks Show, and said that the surgery was a bad experience and has discouraged her from ever getting plastic surgery again.

Well this happened to 20 members of a Weight Watchers clinic in Sweden.

“As the dieters queued to see how many pounds they had shed, the floor beneath them in the clinic in Växjö, in south-central Sweden, began to rumble, according to a report in The Local, Sweden’s English-language newspaper.
“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air.”

“The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one Weight Watchers participant told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Soon, the fault lines spread around the room, and other sections of the floor gave way.

Minutes before the purge

Luckily, all of the dieters escaped uninjured and managed to move the scales to the corridor, which was not damaged in the accident, and were able to complete their weekly weigh in.

The cause of the floor’s collapse remains under investigation.”

I’m not architect but a I’m pretty sure the reason for the floor collapsing was months of constant fatness compromising the integrity of the buildings structure.

Bluetooth product manufacturer Parrot have created the most amazing must have gadget of 2010; the Parrot AR Drone. The Parrot AR Drone is an iPod Touch or iPhone controlled helicopter with two on-board cameras that transmit their feed directly to your device. It is wifi controlled so the only thing stopping you from flying it across the world is the battery life.

Born Kimberley Noel Kardashian October 21 1980; Kim is of Armenian (father) , Scottish and Dutch (mother) decent. This explains her rather exotic looks.

Kim burst onto the scene in 2007 when a sex tape of her and her then boyfriend RnB singer Ray J (sister of singer Brandy) was leaked. Who would have known having sex with someone famous could make you famous. Kim pursued legal action against the distributors Vivid Entertainment but later dropped the case after receiving a $5 million dollar settlement. Not bad for a night’s work.

Since then she has done a Playboy shoot, appeared in the spoof disaster movie Disaster Movie and even had a reality series called “Keeping up with the Kardashians” which followed her and her family around; watching them do stuff like eating,screaming, crying, shopping, arguing…..Yeah, great T.V.

She has since found a new boyfriend in New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush and has most recently appeared in an episode of CSI:NY. Although it would’ve been much better if she had appeared on CSI: Miami and been a hit and run victim, we could’ve been treated to these lines:

Forensic: Looks like a straight hit and run, massive trauma to the head
Horatio: Pretty girl, what was the time of death?
Forensic: About 8:45am, she must’ve been on the way back from a hotel after partying all night considering her outfit.
Horatio:(Takes out his glasses) I guest the after party, (puts on his glasses) has to stop sometime. (YEAAAAAAAAAHOOWWWW!!)

“Why would it have to be Kim Kardashian in that roll?” you ask….. Well don’t ask.

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We will sum this up with a quote from the New York Times;

“If we can’t catch a Nigerian with a powerful explosive powder in his oddly feminine-looking underpants and a syringe full of acid, a man whose own father had alerted the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria, a traveler whose ticket was paid for in cash and who didn’t check bags, whose visa renewal had been denied by the British, who had studied Arabic in Al Qaeda sanctuary Yemen, whose name was on a counterterrorism watch list, who can we catch?”

Pretty much says it all right? We salute you U.S Government, you are the Dumbass of the week!!

Hotass of the week goes to:
Coco Austin

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Being the wife of famous rapper Ice T makes this couple sound like a happy hour cocktail. Her claim to fame is having some tig ol’ bitties and a big ol shitty. Wait, forget I said that last one.

Her real name is Nicole ,born in Palos, Verdes California. She got the name “Coco” from her possibly slightly retarded younger brother who couldn’t pronounce her name properly (check wiki) and the name “Coco” stuck.

Her big break came when she got a contract with Playboy in 2001, and the rest you could say is h-asstory, get it?

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2009 , a year where pretty much everyone knows someone who knows someone who has a YouTube channel which they update weekly talking about random stuff they have found seen on the T.V and Internet.

A year where over 2 million people are following Kim Kardashian on Twitter because they want to know what she is doing at any given time of the day because she is the THAT interesting. If it was Chuck Norris we could understand, although every Tweet would probably be “Roundhouse” and a baby would be kicked into the sun each time.

A year when an unusually large number of big time celebrities died.

A year when Reality shows are about the only thing ever on and being a stupid whore on T.V can make you famous. It wasn’t just a one off whore. Every reality show has at least 2 stupid whores on it and one will ALWAYS continue to make money and become some what famous, simply from being a stupid whore.

A year where too many professional athletes had to give a way hundreds of millions of dollars to women who were in the right place at the right time (often referred to as girlfriends or wives).

A year where zombie related paraphernalia such as movies, video games and street signs saw an unprecedented amount of media coverage.

A year where the first Black president of the U.S.A offered to provide the people of America with FREE health care and has been ridiculed for it. Never before has there been a time where giving away free stuff has suffered so much opposition to the point where it has been labeled a “Nazi policy” buy idiot protesters.

A year where atheism has become less taboo and religion has been made to seem more and more ridiculous as the year progressed.

A year that permitted the construction of a Gola flagship store in London’s West End. Seriously, Gola. If the fashion industry was the human body, then Gola would be anal pubes. How could you make a flagship store for anal pubes?

Tell us what you remember from 2009

The worm is usually found in Indo-Pacific waters and lies in wait with its powerful jaws open for prey to swim past. The Bobbit worm is among the largest type of worm in the world and there have been reports of them growing up to 4 metres long.

The Bobbit worm is nocturnal and can often be a nuisance to fish owners with large tanks, as it will eat fish but remain hidden during the day so owners have reported mysteriously vanishing fish and been unaware of the culprit.