Tom Cruise vs. Candice Michelle

Ok, I’m getting a little tired of some people and I thought “why not share my frustration with the world?”. So, I’ve started “Dumbass of the week”.

But, I also thought “the universe needs balance”. So, to offset the dumbassity (good word), I’ll also be featuring “Hotass of the week”. So without further ado,

Dumbass of the week goes to:
Tom Cruise

The guys face has a limited amount of movement available and can only generate 2 distinct facial expressions. Can you guess what expression his face is demonstrating here? [”I’m gonna put this thumb up my wing-mans ass…show me the money!”]

What pisses me off about this guy is his reaction to anyones opinion of him, his lack of acting ability and his affiliation with the Church of Scientology.

Superpowers: able to file suit faster than the speed of light. Turning audiences to stone with his (patented) “gaze of doom”.

Last appearence: in a closet (in South Park).

Hotass of the week goes to:
Candice Michelle

A regular (wrestler) on WWEs Monday Night RAW, she’s just finished ad work with GoDaddy.com and has featured in Playboy. What more reason do you want?

Check out Candice on WWE.com

Superpowers: making men wet themselves.

Last appearance: most 15 year olds bedroom walls (because the older guys get beaten by their women for doing that).