R. Kelly vs. Trish Stratus

Dumbass of the week goes to:
R. Kelly

For (allegedly) trying to get his own brother to take the heat for being video-ed with a minor.

Super powers: He can “piss on you” from 300 yards.

Last appearance: Trapped in a closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta

Hotass of the week goes to:
Trish Stratus

Well, I was watching her on WWE the other night and thought “what the hell”. That, and she’s done a piece with MAXIM magazine too. Christ, what more reason do you want?

Super powers: Slamming your ass with the “Matrish” …

Last appearance: Other than MAXIM, here, here, and here (oops, that one’s private!).

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