Paris Hilton vs Torrie Wilson

Dumbass of the week goes to:
Paris Hilton

Here at Neebone the dumbass otw is usually a guy but we believe in equal oppurtunites. So all hail the first female dumbass of the week, Paris Hilton.
Paris was recently arrested for DUI (driving under the influence) and was due in court last week but the case was postponed. Paris regularly shocks the entertainment world with her drunken antics and is most famous (well not really) for starring in her homemade porn movie “One night in Paris” filmed by her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon; many lawsuits ensued. This and just being a rich daddy’s girl who acts like an arse, Paris Hilton you are Dumbass of the week.

Special powers: Can swallow… ummm in a … never mind

Last appearance: In cuffs

Hotass of the week goes to:
Torrie Wilson

Torrie Anne Gruner (née Wilson) [2] (born July 24, 1975 in Boise, Idaho), is a WWE diva, fitness competitor, model and is the real reason we tune into RAW every week.

She first came on the wrestling scene in 1999 at the WCW and then joined the WWE (then WWF) Smackdown roster in in June 2001. Behind the scenes at the WWE Torrie is the manager of some top wrestlers such as Rey Mysterio, Kevin Nash and Tajiri. She resides in Tampa Bay Florida.

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