Osama bin Laden vs. Charlize Theron

Dumbass of the week goes to:
Osama bin Laden

For his stupid “I have sworn to only live free. […] Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don’t want to die humiliated or deceived,” speech, and then comparing the US and co. to Saddam.

Superpowers: Talking bollocks and power of invisibility (we can’t find him…)

Last appearance: Only the Taliban know that. But may have been spotted in a kebab shop in Ilford.

Hotass of the week goes to:
Charlize Theron

Aeon Flux just opened in the UK. It’s an OK movie but nothing special. However, Charlize makes it worth watching if only for the acrobatics in that suit - the black hair looks cool too.

Superpowers: Shoots behind her back and blowing stuff up.

Last appearance: Some lame L’Oreal ad