George Michael vs. Mariah Carey

Dumbass of the week goes to:
George Michael

Thanks George for turning north London into a demolition derby with your dodgem skills on parked vehicles. And if you know you’re a crap driver then either take a refresher course or get off the damn road! I’m sure you’ve got enough dough for a chauffeur.

Special powers: can take out 4 cars in one hit.

Last appearance: toilets seem to be favourite, but I’d hazard a guess and say in front of a magistrate for this weeks shinangans.

Hotass of the week goes to:
Mariah Carey

Mariah “crazyass” Carey has managed to team up with everones favourite soda maker, Pepsi, to do some vocals and ringtones and such.

“I had a lot of fun with this project, ” Mariah said. “It was a great creative outlet because musically I could do things here that I would never think to do for one of my albums.

“This was a great idea by Pepsi, and I’m happy to be a part of it.”

Her summer tour will start with a Pepsi Smash gig at Los Angeles’ Kodak Theater as part of the deal.

Mariah Carey bikini pics (warning: you may not agree with this guys comments!)