Chef vs. Angelina Jolie
Friday, March 17th, 2006Dumbass of the week goes to:
Chef aka Issac Hayes
For being so hypocritical over the whole Scientology episode and quitting the show, South Park, over it (you read up on the story here).
Super powers: Singing out of tune songs to little kids - “shut your mouth - I’m talkin bout chef!”.
Last appearance: With Tom Cruise praying to their space alien cohorts in the sky (that’s why Cruise did War of the Worlds)
Hotass of the week goes to:
Angelina Jolie
Not really an excuse for being on her but she’s announced she’s getting married to Pitt in Italy. So some of you guys may be upset but at least you can rest in the knowledge that she’s still a freak - if you know what I mean…if you’re picking up what I’m putting down…
Super powers: Can kick any Scientologists ass with two loaded ~ahem~ guns and assortments of other ass-kickery.
Last appearance: With Brad Pitt…who was possibly spying on her in some sordid lesbian engagement with another woman …. possibly.