Britney Spears vs. Kate Beckinsale

Dumbass of the week goes to:
Britney Spears

For driving with her arm around her kid on her lap. Just how safe are her arms? How about just staying in your SUV and locking the doors. The paparazzi aren’t exactly going to break in.

Superpowers: inflatable forearms which can be used as a crash prevention aid.

Last appearance: working as a lifeguard on baywatch with her inflatable appendages.

Hotass of the week goes to:
Kate Beckinsale

Because I’ve just watched Underworld: Evolution and she looks hot in tight pants. What other reason is there for a hotness award?

Superpowers: killing vampires and looking great in tight clothing.

Last appearance: explaining to Van Helsing why she has long teeth. Bite me.