Britney Spears vs. Kate Beckinsale
Friday, February 10th, 2006Dumbass of the week goes to:
Britney Spears
For driving with her arm around her kid on her lap. Just how safe are her arms? How about just staying in your SUV and locking the doors. The paparazzi aren’t exactly going to break in.
Superpowers: inflatable forearms which can be used as a crash prevention aid.
Last appearance: working as a lifeguard on baywatch with her inflatable appendages.
Hotass of the week goes to:
Kate Beckinsale
Because I’ve just watched Underworld: Evolution and she looks hot in tight pants. What other reason is there for a hotness award?
Superpowers: killing vampires and looking great in tight clothing.
Last appearance: explaining to Van Helsing why she has long teeth. Bite me.
August 15th, 2010 at 11:30 pm
I find Britney Spears very beautiful and strong in character- the kind of person I need.She is also strong, seeing where she is from-relationships and the likes.It takes a strong willed person to get through that .Congrats Britney and keep it up!