Ben Roethlisberger vs Melyssa Ford
Friday, June 23rd, 2006Dumbass of the week goes to:
Ben Roethlisberger
Big Ben Roethlisberger crashed his Suzuki Hayabusa 1300 in Pittsburgh last Monday breaking his nose and jaw in the process. Ben was not wearing a helmet at the time and doesnt even own a motorcycle licence. The youngest quaterback to win a Superbowl was quoted to have said “Im not a risk taker”. Of course your not a risk taker, its not like you were riding the fastest production bike on the planet without a helmet, oh excuse me you were. Congratulations Ben you are Dumbass off the week.
Special powers: Can break multiple bones in a single crash
Last appearance: Seen motionless on a Pittsburgh road shouting ” Mnnnnf mmm ARRRRRR!!”
Hotass of the week goes to:
Melyssa Ford
Melyssa Ford aka Jesssica Rabbit hasnt done anything out of the ordinary this week but who cares shes sexy as hell. Melyssa Ford will be among a host of stars appearing at this year’s Deal Me In celebrity spades tournament.
The event, which takes place June 21 at Club Strata and will feature a host of DJ’s, producers and rap stars all playing for money to give to a charity of their choice.

April 12th, 2008 at 10:32 am
age : 28year
September 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Finer than all out doors. Halle Berry face,Janette’s tits,
Beyonce legs. Delicious and Jlo,if this woman don’t have
a ass on her,ain’t a cow in Texas. This is what you would
call a Stallion,a brickhouse,my Lord,my!My!my!
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
im a big fan of your work special of the eposid of
soul food if you can email me back
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
she needs a real man not boys, come to me Melyssa ford i can show you how.