Ashley Cole vs. Sharon Stone

Dumbass of the week goes to:
Ashley Cole

For doing a “Tom Cruise” and confronting/suing left, right and center over this gay footballer saga. If it’s not you then just let the thing blow over; why generate more news. Release a statement and done.

Last appearance: Supposedly the Capital One party ~ahem~

Super powers: Ok so lets not go there on this one.

Hotass of the week goes to:
Sharon Stone

For offering to kiss “just about anybody” in order to end conflict in the Middle East. Can’t really argue with that can you.

Super powers: ability to get that “beaver shot” - if you know what I mean!

Last appearance: Kissing former Prime Minister Shimon Peres.