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Rapper Fabolous (thats how he spells it) shot
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

Rap artist Fabolous, real name John Jackson, 28, from Brooklyn, shot to fame in 2001 with his debut single I Can’t Deny It and has now been shot in the leg in 2006. Fabolous was hit in the thigh when a man approached him and opened fire. Police are trying to find the gunman.

The rapper […]

Lapdancing liar locked up
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

What started out as a memorable night out for four guys could have ended in 10 years in prison if it werent for the wonders of modern technology.
Cinzia Sannino, 18, of Llanishen, Cardiff, a rather attractive young lady “entertained” (wink wink nudge nudge cough nudge) four men in a flat with private lap dances […]

Woman Fakes Own Killing. Police Wish She’d Done It For Real
Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

A £25,000 police operation ended after Rebecca Campion, 20, admitted she set the whole thing up.
After splitting from her boyfriend and needing “attention”, Campion decided to fake her own kidnap and murder.
“She blamed her ex-boyfriend for her perceived mental state. She wanted attention and felt this was a way to attract it.”
…story continued

“Please fix Scooby Doo because he saved my life,”
Thursday, May 25th, 2006

Us soldiers in Iraq are bonding with their battlefield equipment and giving them nicknames such as “Scooby Doo”. Nuff said.
…story continued

School Bans Sesame Street Gang T-shirts
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

Brockton High School Mass. has had kids turning up in Sesame street T-Shirts with Oscar the grouch packing a 9MM gun from his garbage can. The school had just last week been awarded $685,000 anti-gang funding and is banning the T-shirts from being worn.
…story continued

BNP Man: “It was not a bloody porn film”
Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Newly elected British National Party councillor for Barking and Dagenham Richard Barnbrook is denying claims he was involved in making a porn film.
The Evening Standard discovered the movie, MS Discovery: A Love Story, which contains scenes of nudity and man involved in sexual shenanigans on another.
“I am not interested in this,”said Barnbrook. “It was an […]

World Cup 2006 - England Squad
Monday, May 8th, 2006

Those of you following the World Cup may be interested to know that Sven-Goran Eriksson has provisionally named his 23 player England squad.
Injured Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen will be present.
Provisional squad:
Robinson (Tottenham), James (Manchester City), Green (Norwich); G Neville (Manchester United), Ferdinand (Manchester United), Terry (Chelsea), Cole (Arsenal), Campbell (Arsenal), Carragher (Liverpool), Bridge (Chelsea), […]

“What a porker” Man Tries To Smuggle Pork In Baby Diapers
Thursday, May 4th, 2006

Border autorities at El Paso Texas inspecting a vehicle found 2 pounds of raw pork sausage wrapped in baby diapers. It is illegal to bring in meat as it can harbour hog cholera [and you wouldn’t want to be eating bacon that tastes like fresh ass].
…story continued

“When Heathrow Pigs Try To Get At Ya’ll - Pop It Like It’s Hot”
Thursday, April 27th, 2006

Snoop Dogg found his way into police custody when a fight broke out at London’s Heathrow airport.
30 people were involved as Snoop and his entourage were being escorted in a British Airways business lounge. Seven people suffered minor injuries - one with a broken hand.
After being asked to reclaim their baggage, some “members of the […]

Texas Training Pamphlet:Those Travelling With Children And Wearing Levi’s May Be Terrorists
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

What Are Some Characteristics Of Terrorists?

Team-oriented and very disciplined
Trained to be familiar with their physical enviroment
Will employ a variety of vehicles and communicate predominately by cell phone, e-mail, or text-messaging devices
In many cases, will try to fit in and not draw attention to themselves
May appear “normal” in their appearance and behaviour while portraying themselves as […]

Gatso Collects £1,088,000 In Fines
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

“This is yet another knock for drivers, who are generally law-abiding citizens. Motorists are unsure around temporary speed limits but police are employing a sledgehammer approach by using Gatsos in these areas.” said a spokesman for anti-speed camera group Motorists Against Detection.
The gatso in question was placed at temporary roadworks on the M62 near Leeds, […]

Village People Singer Arrested. It’s Not Fun To Stay At The SFPD
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

Victor Edward Willis, the “cop” from the Village People, has been arrested again.
A California judge decided on Monday that there was enough evidence to take him to trial over drugs charges.
Three cases, all of which involves drugs, are pending. The cases will be consolidated when he appears in court next Tuesday.
Willis had already failed to […]

The silence of Katie Holmes
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

I thought I’d share this article in the Daily Mail about Katie Holmes and her special Scientology pregnancy - it made me laugh:
My heart goes out to Katie Holmes. And my pelvic floor twinges in sympathy. This lovely actress has found herself cast in the terrible part of Mother to Tom Cruise’s Baby.
Some time in […]

How does one become a ninja?
Monday, March 20th, 2006

Mike from Atlanta, Georgia decided to use Ask Yahoo! to find out “How does one become a ninja?”. Funnily enough, he got quite an articulate answer:

Dear Mike:
It would be nice if anyone who wanted to be a ninja could simply fill out a form and mail in a check. Unfortunately, mastering ninjutsu isn’t like becoming […]

Jacko grows up. Shuts Neverland. No more kiddie visits
Friday, March 17th, 2006

In a bid to reduce costs on the property, Michael Jackson has closed the gates on his Neverland ranch.
Jackson agreed to pay unpaid wages of £174,000 but was also slapped with a £97,000 penalty for allowing insurence to lapse.

The authorities issued a stop-work order to staff after the insurance discrepancy was uncovered.
Employees who work for […]

Wife claims Hasselhoff is “violent”. KITT unavailable for comment. Devon presumed missing
Friday, March 10th, 2006

Hoffs wife, Pamela Bach, applied for a restraining order against him citing domestic violence claims. The court declined the order, instead urging the two to just stay away from eachother.
Divorce proceedings began in January after 16 years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences.
The pair have two daughters, each in custody of one of the children.
Link (BBC […]

Double shooting at Kanye West concert
Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

Two stewards were shot at the front entrance to the Birmingham NEC, UK, during a Kanye West concert. The stewards were escorting a group of people out for not having tickets, reports the Evening Standard.
“This incident involved individuals who had been ejected from the venue for attempting to try gain entrance to a pop concert […]

Student sex video available on DVD and VCD. Coming soon to a video phone near you
Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

A 17-year old student from Nanyang Polytechnic (NYP) in Singapore, known as Tammy, has become famous after a sex video of her began circulation on the internet.
The video has been around for a while, but now it seems it’s been taken to the streets and is being sold on DVD and VCD illegally.
“Those caught selling […]

Whole army to protect Bush in India. If it moves … shoot it
Monday, February 27th, 2006

Not content with a couple of armed body guards and a police escort, President George W. Bush is to have a full military presence during his visit to India this week.
Around 5,000 personnel will be drafted which include U.S. marines and commandos with helicopters, snipers, bomb detectors and jamming equipment.
The president and First Lady are […]

58-year old hoodie wearing school teacher confused for violent, anti-social jobbo
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

A security guard in a Tesco’s supermarket went over the top when he confronted a 58-year old school teacher who had the hood of her jacket up.
When asked to remove the hood, Mrs Parncutt told the security guard “‘no, my hair’s a mess’. He didn’t think it was very funny, but I did. But I […]

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