German police are questioning the husband of a woman who was found dead after choking on a Bockwurst sausage. The suspect admits he may have “administered” his meat to the woman.
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Tesco has been ordered to pay over £31,000 (£15,000 fine, £15,944 costs, £250 compensation) after using insulation foam instead of cheese as a filler in a baguette.
Tesco says that the product was “not of the quality demanded”.
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When a customer, 23-year-old Astrid Roek, asked for it “her way” at Netherlands Burger King, she got a little more “French” than just some French fries.
“What’s happened is that one of our guests Thursday evening found a frog in her salad. She went to the manager and showed him the frog. He saw it was […]

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Warner records are releasing a reggae song called “Stars Are Blind” by Paris Hilton later this month. A full ablum will be released later in the year under her own label, Heiress Records.
“The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It’s not like I only like […]

A New Zealand man born without any arms was stopped for speeding while driving with one foot on pedals and one on the steering wheel. Colin Smith has never held a licence and was charged for driving in a dangerous manner.
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A man allegedly walked into a bank in Austin Texas, demanded money and after completing the heist sat down and read a magazine while everyone else was evacuated. No weapons were used and noone was injured.
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A van driver in Orlando Fla, was arrested after running over and killing a woman on a bicycle and then pouring gasoline over his body and trying to set himself on fire.
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A kitchen manager at a TGI Friday’s at College Mall, BLOOMINGTON, Ind., failed to realise that he’d hacked off his finger after being injured.
Another member of staff then served the hamburger the manager was working on to a customer - who immediately spotted the appendage.
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A woman was stopped trying to smuggle a grenade and marijuana into a Salvadoran prison - in her vagina.
Lidia Alvarado, 44, was caught was concealing a container holding the two items entering La Esperanza prison.
Inspections of the M-67 grenade showed it to be in full working order (though a little smelly).
Alvarado was visiting two inmates […]

A man pleaded no contest to false imprisonment and disorderly conduct after forcing a showerhead in his girlfriend’s mouth and turning it on.
Delvin L. Debruin, 47, of Appleton, managed to get two felony charges of first-degree reckless endangerment and substantial battery dismissed.
Debruin’s girfriend said he’d been acting strangely and decide to leave at 5am one […]

Unlike those wanting to lose weight, Matt Chaffee wants to gain weight. The trouble is that even his 6500 calorie diet isn’t enough!
20-year old Matt, from IDAHO FALLS, Idaho, had digestive problems as a newborn and is baffling modern medicine as to why he can’t seem to gain weight.
Weighing in at an astoundingly light 100lbs, […]

“Terroristic” is the term police are using to refer to an easter basket containing chocolate treats, candy, plastic eggs and a dead rabbit.
“The bottom line is, the person who got this package was threatened by it and it caused her to be fearful of her life, which makes it a terroristic incident,” Capt. Ron Copeland […]

Yahaya Wahab almost died (lucky he didn’t have to call a paramedic) after he received a phone bill for a whopping $218 trillion (yes, U.S. dollars).
The Malaysian man has been ordered to pay the bill in 10 days or be taken to court.
The line was supposed to be be disconnected in January and Wahab is […]

There’s a menace stalking the allotments of Felton, Northumberland UK. Turnips, leeks and cabbages devoured. Foot prints bigger than a deer. A town on the edge.
“This is no ordinary rabbit. We are dealing with a monster. […] It is absolutely massive. I have seen its prints and they are huge, bigger than a deer. It […]

Skinned foxes and coyotes. A decapitated rottweiler. More animal mutilations and decapitations. What is happening around Superior Township, Michigan?
No one knows. Even a reward for $18,000, including personal donations from residents, hasn’t led to any leads. People now fear that those killing animals in this way could be equally capable of doing it to […]

Al-Jazeera has decided it needed to buy the rights to 52 episodes of a Welsh children’s TV show called The Baaas.
“The Baaas are colourful, entertaining and ultimately fun and we’re delighted they’ll be reaching new audiences in the Middle East thanks to this deal with al-Jazeera,” said Anna-Lisa Jenaer, head of children’s programmes at S4C […]

Castrations and testicle replacements. At least eight surgeries on six willing clients in one year. That’s the findings of investigations into a sadomasochistic “dungeon” in a house in CHARLOTTE, N.C.
“It’s extremely bizarre,” said D.A. Michael Bonfoey. “It’s incredible the amount of ways that people can find to run afoul of the law.”
Medical supplies included scalpels, […]

A man is spending six months on probabtion for convincing a store clerk to pee in a bottle of soda - and still leave it for sale.
19-year-old William Bonilla will have to send a letter of apology to the unamed man who bought the drink. The person who actually committed the urination, 21-year-old Anthony Mesa, […]

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“Hi, my name is Brent and I am trying to find a way to get a little extra money so, I thought why not have someone bid on a date with me. (ladies only)” says the description for the eBay auction.
With the end of the auction only days away (March 31), Brent is […]

Robert Garnett, a 35-year old McDonalds store manager from South London, was found dead in his flat last December.
What was strange was that he was found wearing a rubber suit. It seems he died after his body temperature rose to an excessive level causing his brain to swell. Traces of cocaine and ketamine were also […]