“As Muslims, we should practice Islam fully, not in part, and that is what our religion enjoins us to do.” says Sheik Hussein Barre Rage. And what are the consequences for not practicing Islam fully? The threat that you “will definitely be beheaded according to Islamic law,”. Ouch.
Public places in Bulo Burto, about 124 miles […]

You want to pull a sicky at work. Do you:
a) Pretend you’re sick (call in)
b) Pretend you’re paralysed (get a friend to call in)
c) Pretend you’re dead (get the mortuary to call in)
If you guessed a, b or c you’d be wrong. The correct answer is f - steal your pregnant girlfriend’s gynaecologist notes from […]

In true Christmas spirit, eBay is removing a listing for “KKK Snowmen and Snow-women.”
The xmas decorations, a great gift to give any afro-caribbean, were said to be clay Ku Klux Klan figurines with removable pointy hoods.
No bids had so far been placed with a starting price of $13.77.
An eBay spokeswoman said the listing violated the […]

Wow, nice ass!
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” wrote public defender Fredric Anderson.
The state surrounds Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, who faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. […]

Ramblers beware! You may think that a naked man in the bushes has only one dangerous short-range weapon to play with but you’d be oh so wrong.
Officers from El Cerrito, California, drew their firearms on a naked man after asking him whether he was carrying anything (else) that they should know about. John Sheehan, 33, […]

{New Zealand] “He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up,” said Mrs Dickey about Forzie, her newborn Te Uku-bred Barnevelder chick.
“He was a bit of a laugh.”
Forzie weighed a “good pound of butter” before it died and was gaining feathers slowly. It’s not common for chicks born with defects to survive birth. […]

Here at Neebone we have exclusive online pictures of Michael Jackson on holiday in St Tropez. He was pictured wearing figure hugging jeans, green blouse, floppy hat and high heels. These pictures have sparked rumours that Michael may have had a sex change.
“The leggy creature in figure-hugging jeans, green blouse and high-heels drew plenty […]

Lagos Nigeria; A Nigerian man being held as a murder suspect told police that he killed a goat with an axe which magically turned into the corpse of his brother.
“He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn’t move, he attacked it with an […]

Picture the scene: lying in bed with someone you really want to make love to. You whisper sweet nothings in their ear “I love you baby … you’re the only one for me … I want to make you feel special”. You go on to have a really good night.
However, for Sudanese man Mr Tombe, […]

Most computer/tech savvy people will know that AOL blows goats. Why then would anyone choose to stay with AOL? Who knows. But based on the recent search habits released by AO(HEL)L recently, we reckon they’re a rather dangerous bunch to say the least…
AOL user 311045 apparently owns a Scion XB automobile in need of new […]

An employee for McDonalds alerted the authorities after Adalberto Cardoso, 39, broke into the eatery using his fists to smash through a window.
Officers, including a dog and its handler, arrived at the scene to confront Cardoso covered in blood and sweat and only wearing boxer shorts.
The crazy man leapt out of the restaurant and […]

Three sisters have had cover on their virginity withdrawn after complaints to Essex-based Britishinsurance.com.
The cover was help support the raising of Christ in the event of an immaculate conception by one of the sisters.
“The people were concerned about having sufficient funds if they immaculately conceived. It was for caring and bringing up the Christ.” said […]

In 1994, the US military drafted a 6-year plan to develop a bomb that would make an enemy “sexually irresistible” to one another, at a cost of $7.5m. The plan didn’t go ahead.
The plan for a so-called “love bomb” envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military […]

German police are questioning the husband of a woman who was found dead after choking on a Bockwurst sausage. The suspect admits he may have “administered” his meat to the woman.
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Tesco has been ordered to pay over £31,000 (£15,000 fine, £15,944 costs, £250 compensation) after using insulation foam instead of cheese as a filler in a baguette.
Tesco says that the product was “not of the quality demanded”.
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When a customer, 23-year-old Astrid Roek, asked for it “her way” at Netherlands Burger King, she got a little more “French” than just some French fries.
“What’s happened is that one of our guests Thursday evening found a frog in her salad. She went to the manager and showed him the frog. He saw it was […]

“Lord, hear our prayers.”
Warner records are releasing a reggae song called “Stars Are Blind” by Paris Hilton later this month. A full ablum will be released later in the year under her own label, Heiress Records.
“The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It’s not like I only like […]

A New Zealand man born without any arms was stopped for speeding while driving with one foot on pedals and one on the steering wheel. Colin Smith has never held a licence and was charged for driving in a dangerous manner.
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A man allegedly walked into a bank in Austin Texas, demanded money and after completing the heist sat down and read a magazine while everyone else was evacuated. No weapons were used and noone was injured.
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A van driver in Orlando Fla, was arrested after running over and killing a woman on a bicycle and then pouring gasoline over his body and trying to set himself on fire.
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