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British Talent show winner Leona Lewis was slapped during her book signing today in London’s West End. O.K well she wasn’t kidnapped, but imagine what news that would have been.
The incident was apparently unprovoked although here at Neebone our investigators believe that a man wanted his penis signed, and as refusal often offends she […]

NFL player Owen Schmitt splits his head open during pre-game. WTF?

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A 6-year-old boy is recovering after being shot Tuesday night, WISN-TV reported.
Milwaukee police said a 3-year-old girl found a gun inside a home near Teutonia Avenue and Chambers Street and pulled the trigger.
A 32-year-old man who lives in the house told police he stores a loaded gun behind the stove and that the girl got […]

Someone kicked in the door of a man’s apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator.
Somerset police said the man reported the bizarre burglary on Monday. He told investigators someone broke into his apartment while he went to a nearby tavern. Nothing but the salad was missing, police […]

A Marion County Jail inmate tried to commit suicide by hammering an ink pen in to his left eye with a Bible, officials said.
Corrections officers said they used a Taser to prevent Lester Williams, 28, from further harming himself on Saturday night.
Williams’ eye was not seriously injured.
After being treated at Shands hospital at the University […]

An elderly woman suffered fractures after being based with a block of wood in northwest Queensland.
Police said the 69-year-old was in a Mount Isa music store yesterday when a 21-year-old man allegedly entered the shop and struck her repeatedly on the arm and head with the block of wood.
The offender left the store without taking […]

You’d think you might be able to have a civil relationship whilst being estranged from you wife - a quiet friendly curry perhaps. Well no. Especially when said wife adds doo-doo for seasoning.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against husband Donald Martin.
On 13th March, Jill watched her […]

Mursi Tribeswoman with iPod and AK-47

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Police suspected that one of four men accused of robbing a jewellery store in the Canton area on Tuesday swallowed a 2-carat diamond ring worth $30,000.
Turns out they were right. The ring was found in the toilet inside the man’s jail cell.
Police alerted the sheriff’s office to the possibility that the suspect had swallowed the […]

“My research shows that if you don’t have sex for a month, you probably won’t for a year. This is very bad news for the country’s birth rate, and something the Government needs to look into urgently.” said Kunio Kitamura, the director of the country’s Family Planning Association.
His survey of 1,400 people showed that 39.7 […]

An 88-year-old woman in Orlando, Florida, was in stable condition Monday after several men surrounded her bedroom and opened fire, hitting her as many as 10 times with bullets, for some unknown reason.
“At this point, we don’t believe it to be random,” Orange County sheriff’s Lt. Jeff Stonebreaker said. “We don’t believe it to be […]

From the article:

An Iraqi national with a half-inch magnet coiled in wire hidden inside his body drew a bomb-squad response and a terrorism investigation Tuesday when he tried to pass through security at Los Angeles International Airport.
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But airport security agents initially considered the odd assortment of objects in al-Maliki’s rectum alarming enough to order an […]

Oops she’s done it again. Another stupid (unintentional) stunt has landed Britney Spears in the headlines. This time it’s after she decided to get her head shaved and tattoo “lips” on her wrists. Ace.
Britney Spears aka Teal’c of Stargate fame, love child of Sinead O’Connor and Lou Gosset, went into a hair parlor to get […]

BRAINS!
No we’re not talking about the Victoria Line during rush-hour, we’re talking about zombies walking the streets of London. Well thats according to fleshmob.co.uk.
A ‘Flesh mob’ is when a bunch of people turn up at a designated place dressed as zombies and start to eat the brains of passers-by (ok, maybe not that last part).
Commuters […]

“He stuck it in my throat and said give me all your money. I thought he was joking at first, and he said again, ‘Give me all of your money or I will stick you,’”. Chandler Braley thought he was joking? Well he thought wrong.
The man had walked into the Neptune Beach knife shop, Knives […]