“We’ve had 700 lambs effectively marooned here by various problems one of which is obviously the weather,” said Mr Barnden trying to cope with the flock stranded on a tiny island off the Gwynedd coast.
“That’s an awful lot of sheep for a 440 acre lump of rock especially when the weather is starting to deteriorate, […]

“LOS ANGELES — When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los Angeles International Airport, Robert Cusack decided it was best to confess that, yes, he did have more to declare.
“I have monkeys in my pants,” Cusack told the agents.
Cusack, 49, had just […]

Car dealership Dennis Mitsubishi in Columbus Ohio, has created an ad campaign drawing sharp criticism that it is offensive to Muslims.
Slogans such as declaring “”a jihad on the automotive market,” and “we sell vehicles that comfortably seat 12 jihadists in the back”. Jihad is a holy war waged by Muslims.
“Our prices are lower than […]

Zhang Xinyan, 35, had had a few beers and decided to enter the Bejing Zoo pen belonging to Gu Gu, a six year old panda for a hug. The refusal resulted in the panada biting him on both legs and Mr Xinyan responded by biting the panda on the back.
“No one ever said they would […]

A driver from Greenville S.C is being charged for leaving the scene of an accident after her car hit a cyclist who was waiting for an ambulance after being hit by another car previously. The car stopped momentarily before fleeing the scene.
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Madin Azad Amin didnt want his mother to know he had packed a penis pump for their trip to Turkey, so he told customs it was bomb.
Madin Azad Amin has been charged with felony disorderly conduct and could face 3 years in prison if convicted.
What a twist!!!
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Staff at a Merseyside safari park are urging drivers to remove England flags as the resident baboons are likely to nick them.
“Our advice to England fans is to remove their flags before they arrive or to use the alternative car-friendly route around the outside of the monkey jungle.” said the park manager, Mr Ross.
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Ever wanted to look just like Ben Roethlisberger while riding your motorcycle? Well heres your chance but its wont come cheap the current bid is $13,600.
Or you could just get someone to punch you in the face and break your jaw (You want to look like Ben or what?).

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A man in a Kiev zoo was adamant that God would protect him after creeping into a lion enclosure.
“The man shouted ‘God will save me, if he exists’, lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” said an official.
“A lioness went straight for him, knocked […]

A 10-year old girl Penscola Fla. “borrowed” her guradians sports utility vehicle with a another toddler riding shotgun and a 5 year old passenger in the vehicle. They reportedly sideswiped several cars and drove at speeds of up to 50 mph. No-one reported injured.
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Following on from Snoop Dogg and co’s arrest a coupel weeks back at Heathrow, DMX thought he should get in on the act too - at the same airport.
DMX, real name Earl Simmons, was arrested at London’s Heathrow Airport after refusing to fasten his seatbelt whilst aboard an American Airlines flight from New York.
DMX was […]

Russian supermodel Tatyana Simanava showed her ability for spacial awareness after exiting a New York bus that was travelling along a freeway.
After leaving the bus’ toilet, the supermodel became “disoriented” [on a bus, she became disoriented on a bus … a bus, disoriented, bus …] and exited the wrong door of the On Time Elite […]

A German man attempting to committed suicide ended up paying $5,325 in damages and loss of earnings to a train and its driver.
The 47-year old tried to leap in front of the train but miss-timed the jump, crashed through the side window into the drivers cabin, and sustained head trauma.
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Michael Morris of Chesterton Ind asked his friend to hit him with his car “for fun”. Driver Stephen Domonkos says “we’ve done it before” and Morris is an “adrenaline junkie”. Morris is currrently hospitalized with a broken leg. We say he’s an ass.
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One lucky bidder could find himself (or herself) a fortune in wealth through the mystical powers of the magical key.
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An 8-year-old boy stole a teachers car keys and went on a joyride in MODESTO, Calif. After safetly driving home in the Dodge Caravan, a neighbour called for the police (obviously an 8-year old exiting a vehicle on his own is rather strange).
The boy managed to raise the seat, lower the steering and adjust the […]

George Michael is being questioned by police for allegedly crashing into three parked cars over the weekend.
The damaged cars include a Ford Fiesta and a Peugeot 406.
“He was not arrested. He was interviewed under caution and a file will be submitted to the Metropolitan Police’s Operational Command Unit.” said Scotland Yard.
The incident took place near […]

A 17-year old accidently set himself alight after spilling fuel on his pants whilst syphoning it from a firefighter’s car.
Two boys, 16 and 17, first told the police that someone had purposely thrown gasoline on the 17-year old and torched him at Common Cents service station, GILLETTE, Wyo.
The boy was taken to hospital with second […]

Mayvis Coyle, 82, started crossing the street when the light was green (as you do) but hadn’t reached the otherside when it eventually turned red. Enter an overzealous motorcycle cop who was obviously getting impatient over the old lady shuffling with her cane.
“It turned red before I could get over. There he was, waiting, the […]

40-year-old Brian Lee Patterson thought it a good idea to scale a White House fence for the fourth time.
Wearing a “God Bless America” T-shirt and pretending to be Jack Bauer (we assume), Patterson shouted that he was a victim of terrorism and had important intelligence to give to the president. President Bush was inside at […]