An autotape that is purported to be by al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden mentions how he intends never to be taken alive:
“I have sworn to only live free.” [as in beer] “Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don’t want to die humiliated or deceived,”.
He then goes on to compare the […]

“Princess Diana got killed by one of these people, […] They’re crossing the line.” said Britiney Spears in People magazine (US).
“I’ve pulled over and asked the cops ‘Could you please help me? They’vre been driving recklessly back there’ and they say ‘Sorry ma’am, I can’t help you.’”.
The photographs of Britney carrying her baby in her […]

brrreeeport was apparently created to test how search engines would treat a completely unknown word used on high ranking blogs that link to each other.
It now seems to be one of the most popular tags on Technorati; which demonstrates the point.
The effect is that small blogs can end up rating alongside the bigger ones, showing […]

Nike is claiming damages over Adidas’ a3 cushioning system, which the claim infinge Nike’s own SHOX cushioning patents.
“Dispite Nike’s patent protection, Adidas has built shoes that use Nike’s technology” said Vada Manager, Nike spokesman.
19 patents have been filed for the technology, according to Nike.
Link (BBC News)

The Gammy Awards seem to have taken their toll on poor old Madonna’s aging frame.
Madge had hernia surgery at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, reported the New York post.
“Pale and had no appetite” was her appearance after the surgery.
“Pale and had no appetite” was the doctors appearance after they performed the surgery.

“Some of the birdshot appears to have moved and lodged into part of his heart … in what we would say is a minor heart attack,”.
Harry Whittington, who was targetted by vice president Dick Cheney in what can only be described as a vicious assault with a rifle, is in a stable condition. He will […]

“Despite the malicious fallacies, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family,” said a statement issued by Cruise Inc.
The denial come after US magazine Life & Style reported that the couple would split after the birth of their child.
“Mr Cruise and Ms Holmes are still engaged and are […]

“For three days we have been holding a hunger strike protesting against your way in treating us — against you and your masters,” Saddam told judge Raouf Abdel-Rahman [that’s rich coming from Saddam].
In Monday’s session, Abdel-Rahman ordered the eight defendants to attend the court despite a boycott by their original defense team.
When Abdel-Rahman banged his […]

Luigi Cascioli, a 72-year old Italian atheist, had his attempts to sue a priest in his hometown for saying Jesus existed 2,00 years ago quashed.
An Italian law tries to protect the public from being duped and Cascioli thought he could use this at the center of his case. But the judge turned around and suggested […]

A man is being charged with common assault after throwing an egg at Education Secretary Ruth Kelly [what a shot - pw3d!].
She was hit [square in the head] outside Salford Magistrates court, where she was to give evidence against Simon Wilmot-Coverdale for threatening behaviour against her.
Link (BBC News)