A man faces prison time on charges of enticing a minor.
Doug Aube was convicted Wednesday afternoon in a Madison County courtroom.
Investigators say he approached a teenage girl in Victoria’s Secret in Madison Square Mall and asked her to model a bra for him.
The incident happened in March 2006. Aube faces up to […]

Property and cash worth more than £250,000 was stolen last year - from the police.
Two thirds of thefts from cop cars and stations across the country went unsolved.
And seven forces failed to clear up a single theft from their premises and vehicles with total losses of £11,000.
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Digital cameras, radios, body armour, handcuffs, helmets and phones […]

Rapper 50 CENT is going straight to the bank - he’s reportedly received a massive $400 million (GBP200 million) paycheque after The Coca-Cola Company bought the firm behind his energy drink Formula 50 last week (25May07).
Drinks makers Glaceau, which produces the Vitamin Water range inspired by the Candy Shop star, was acquired by The Coca-Cola […]

Authorities in St. Cloud, Fla., are searching for a man who has robbed at least five convenience stores in the past month, according to police.
Investigators said the man, who has been seen each time wearing panty hose over his face, storms into the stores with a kitchen knife and demands money.
Full story @ Local 6
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The Largo city manager who was fired after revealing his plans to have a sex change has applied for the city manager position in Sarasota.
Steve Stanton, 48, said he submitted his resume this week under his future female name, Susan A. Stanton, with an asterisk that the name change is pending.
“I really had not anticipated […]

It started when Posh (Victoria Beckham) was accused of sabotaging the relationship between Jordan (Katie Price) and Dane Bowers. It continued on US TV show Extra’s where Jordan pretended not to know who the Beckhams were.
In response to Peter Andre’s comment “I might as well say it, she is better looking than Victoria, but I’m […]

“It was a real surprise to see it. You just cannot believe that something like this could be found somewhere like Scarborough.
“We measured it and it came to about 17.7ft.”
A quiet country road in North Yorkshire. A dead snake. How? Why? Who in the hell cares?
“We have no idea where it came from. The suggestion […]

Oh lord here we go again. You can’t go for 5 minutes in a religious celebration without people getting all offended.
Apparently we have Christians in New York City offended over an ‘anatomically correct’ chocolate sculpture of El Saviour Jesus Christ. I mean come on, its chocolate for crying out loud … and chocolate is good […]

A 6-foot albino Burmese python was stolen from a science classroom overnight after two Titusville schools were broken into, according to officials.
Surveillance video from Astronaut High School shows two teen boys entering the school, said Titusville police Sgt. Todd Hutchinson.
Officers and school officials are reviewing the tape to see if anyone can identify the teens.
Police […]

You’ve seen the movies; hypnotised bank clerk gets cell phone call, “Simon Says kill Judge John Deed”. Moments later said bank clerk pulls out a sniper rifle and kills the judge before turning the weapon on himself; as if someone was controlling him by remote. Well it looks like Konami may be one step closer […]

Those crazy Viennese… In a shopping trip to Vienna, Paris Hilton got pelted with cigarettes and lipstick - we assume that’s all the shoppers had to hand at such short notice.
Her autograph session had to be cut short due to the aggression. Maybe she was just scared that the rumours are true - smoking […]

After her friend died from AIDs, soul singer Beverley Knight now insists that anyone who wants to bed her must get themselves checked out for any nastiness they may be festering in their genitalia.
“It changed my life. Before that I was probably a bit lax about sex and sexual matters.” said Beverley.
“Now if a new […]

Ok, so it’s not really news. But we love a bit of Salma so…
Salma Hayek stars on Ugly Betty next week on Channel 4 (UK). Now for the gratuitous pictures:

That’s it. Nothing more to see. Move along.

In danger of collapse from last weeks gales, Chingford police in East London were charged with the task of guarding a wall in order to prevent injury to the public. However the officer, whose task it was to do so, got so bored that he decided to whip out his PSP and get into the […]

Police are on the lookout for a man and woman suspected of stealing a credit card, ID and cash from the office of Prince of Peace Catholic Church. The couple were caught on surveillance video leaving the church.
God was unavailable for comment.
Police say the credit card was used in an ATM at a 7-Eleven located […]

“I am not prepared to go without the T-shirt.
“I might forfeit the $2,500 fare but I have made up my mind I would rather stand up for the principle of free speech.”
Good for you Allen Jasson, who was thrown off a Quantas flight after staff seemed to take offense to his T-shirt showing a picture […]

“I heard an almighty bang from the fridge. It sounded like a gun going off. You could see the lid bulging with the pressure. When my assistant opened it, the liquid flew out with tremendous force – the spray went absolutely everywhere. It even reached the ceiling.” said Roger Sutton as death juice launched 3m […]

The most dangerous woman with a mobile phone pleaded guilty to reckless assault against her housekeeper, Ana Scolavino.
Cambell said “I am advised that Ana was hurt, and I am deeply sorry about that.”
She was sentenced to five days’ community service and a two-day anger management course, and ordered to pay medical bills of $363.33 for […]

Police were aided by an unknown vigilante after officers were threatened by a knife welding burglar in Laygate, South Shields.
A man with a sword teleported in the room and attempted to kill everything in it. One man died from a shuriken to the face. Another was found cut from his ass to his appetite. An […]

Glyn Atherton, 35, who worked in a pet store won £70,000 in damages from his employer after contracting psittacosis, a form of pneumonia which can spread to humans if they inhale particles of dried bird faeces. Atherton now has trouble walking and can no longer play with his 12-year-old son.
He was working as an assistant […]