When Antonio Bandín Moreno collected his post before heading off to work, he left it on the table and thought nothing more of it. It was only when his wife called him on his mobile that he discovered he had been the subject of a practical joke.
“Antonio, have you seen the bill from Gas Natural,” […]

A Des Moines man went to jail Wednesday afternoon for allegedly throwing an onion at his wife.
The police report begins: “(The victim) states her husband had been drinking and they got into an argument.”
James Izzolena, 54, of 3515 Sheridan Ave., was charged with domestic assault causing injury. Police said he became upset with his wife, […]

Curtis Haven Bacon wasn’t hav’in any Bacon for his Bacon Double Cheese when he thought he’d try to steal, with ease, a side of beef for his needs.
Ok that was lame.
Curtis Haven Bacon attempted to steal a calf by using a rope, tied around the animals neck, to pull it. unfortunately, the rope caused series […]

The cops are on your back and you’ve got a gun. What’cha gonna do? Get packing - in your anus - of course.
Cops found drug user Reggie Sackey, 27, had an 8mm pistol wrapped in a sock stuffed where the sun rarely shines.
Sackey was stopped after police saw him driving without a seatbelt in Tooting, […]

A 38-year-old Long Island man is under arrest after he accidentally set fire to four cars at an automotive shop while trying to steal gasoline from one of them.
Suffolk County Police said that the Selden man was using a cordless power drill to bore into the bottom of the gas tank of a car parked […]

I always thought an extra hour of sunlight was bad. We should ban this Daylight Savings rubbish. In fact, if we ban daylight, we’d have stopped our warming problems instantly … right, now for the petition…

A Central Florida doctor is accused of sexually assaulting a woman during a costume party while he was dressed as the super hero Captain America.
“It was just a group of doctors that were travelling throughout the city going from bar to bar,” said police representative Jill Fredricksen said.
Authorities said Adamcik was in possession of a […]

The last thing you want to be doing while tucking in to your cocktail is see a man trying to curtail his cock.
Well that’s exactly what happened at Zizzi’s in Londons Strand. Police were called to the scene where they has to use CS spray to subdue the man.
“At around 9pm on Sunday, a man […]

English soccer ace David Beckham has spent a staggering $1.8 million on the world’s most expensive sex toy as a present for his pregnant wife Victoria.
The platinum vibrator, with a 10-carat diamond encrusted base linked to a 16-carat diamond necklace, is one of only 10 in the world — and was created by London strip-club […]

A man in Dunnellon, Fla., was arrested and charged with the stomping death of his father-in-law’s pet Chihuahua.
Investigators with the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said Frederick Wilkerson kicked the Chihuahua after he said the animal bit him last week.
Police said Wilkerson told them that he felt bad when the dog began to bleed, so he […]

Perhaps you know that sinking feeling when a single keystroke accidentally destroys hours of work. Now imagine wiping out a disk drive containing an account worth $38 billion.
That’s what happened to a computer technician reformatting a disk drive at the Alaska Department of Revenue. While doing routine maintenance work, the technician accidentally deleted applicant information […]

Two men in Kissimmee, Fla., were hospitalized Sunday night when they became involved in a fight. Nothing special there - except when a hammer join in.
The two men were fighting at the Hidden Cove apartment complex when one of them grabbed a hammer and hit the other in the head. Feeling left out, the other […]

A Wisconsin man who is facing drugs and property charges after being arrested while claiming that he was a werewolf and speaking what reportedly sounded like a medieval language.
39-year-old Robert Marsh was arrested after trying to break into a woman’s apartment on March 1, breaking the deadbolt on her door and grabbing her arm in […]

A desperate mother who tried to dodge a speeding conviction by claiming she had died in a car crash escaped prison.
Glenda Askew, 47, of Clase, Swansea, South Wales, sent a letter to the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) claiming she had ‘passed away’.
Swansea Crown Court heard today that the chronically indebted mother-of-one had been driving illegally […]

“He told everybody he had a bomb,” Vermilion County Sheriff Pat Hartshorn said.
“‘He told everybody to get down, that it was a robbery.”
Unfortunately, staff and customers at a bank in Fairmont, Illinois, took no notice of the robber who was trying to hold up the bank - his face covered and holding a black bag.
The […]

“Willy 4 Fanny”, “Who will you give one to this Valentine’s?”
No they’re not messages scratched on the inside of a school desk, but messages in a florists shop window.
But after police got complaints about the florist owned by Mark Nicholas, 36, of Cornwall, five of them decided to give him a telling off.
“It seems ridiculous.” […]

Melanie Morehouse, of Sanford Street, Warrensburg, was charged with second-degree assault after attacking a woman with a paper shredder. The victim, Sharon Lee, was taken to Glens Falls Hospital suffering from facial injuries.
According to reports, “Morehouse went to Lee’s 266 River St. home shortly after 10 p.m. because Morehouse’s boyfriend rented a room there, police […]

No “tag” in the playground; pupils can only touch each other to help if they fall down according to headmistress Susan Tuck at Bracebridge Heath Primary School, near Lincoln. And that’s not all. Other games like “kiss chase” are also banned.
“I couldn’t say to the boys they couldn’t play certain games and then allow the […]

Greenville, SC
When refused a ride on an 18-wheeler, Emmett Shane Clay, 45, decided it be a good idea to just grab on anyways. Unfortunately for him, he lost his grip and was hit by the tractor-trailer. He died.
Clay fell as the truck rounded a curve on a frontage road along Interstate 385.
Keep on truckin’.
Source: Times […]

Ok, we seriously didn’t make this up. Check it out. Tony McNulty MP has suggested that we should … wait for it … jump up and down when confronted by anti-social behaviour.
He says that people waiting for help can “get back to the police, try some distractive activities.”
Tony “McNutty” McNulty, a Home Office minister, was […]