A 38-year-old Long Island man is under arrest after he accidentally set fire to four cars at an automotive shop while trying to steal gasoline from one of them.
Suffolk County Police said that the Selden man was using a cordless power drill to bore into the bottom of the gas tank of a car parked […]

The early hours of Father’s Day did not go well for a Des Moines man.
Police said his stepson beat him with a bat before he took a case of beer and warned him not to talk to the police.
Gordon D. Spach, 47, was taken to Iowa Lutheran Hospital by his daughter. Police said he had […]

Four lesbians convicted of assaulting a man who was stabbed after he made advances toward one of them were sentenced Thursday amid screams and weeping to prison terms ranging from 3 1/2 to 11 years.
More than two dozen court officers ringed the courtroom as Manhattan state Supreme Court Justice Edward McLaughlin pronounced the sentences, which […]

We all know (well those who watch this abysmal crap, ahem) that contestant Emily on C4’s Big Brother doesn’t like fellow contestant Charley very much. However, things turned nasty last night after Emily said “Are you pushing it out, you nigger?” to Charley, while they were dancing in the living room.
Indian-born Nicky Maxwell, who was […]

Following research by the Sussex force which concluded there was a rise in violent incidents when the moon was full - and also on paydays, Brighton constabulary are to deploy more officers during this time.
Inspector Andy Parr said he compared crime statistics for Brighton and Hove with lunar graphs to discover the trend.
The legend that […]

Rapper 50 CENT is going straight to the bank - he’s reportedly received a massive $400 million (GBP200 million) paycheque after The Coca-Cola Company bought the firm behind his energy drink Formula 50 last week (25May07).
Drinks makers Glaceau, which produces the Vitamin Water range inspired by the Candy Shop star, was acquired by The Coca-Cola […]

A New Haven police officer shot his daughter in the knee Tuesday after he mistook her for a burglar as she tried to sneak into her home after a late-night rendezvous with her boyfriend, police said.
New Haven police Officer Eric Scott, 41, who has been on medical leave from his job since he was hit […]

A man who lost his virginity on TV aged 26 now has hundreds of gorgeous girls desperate for a date with him.
More than 300 women have joined an online fan club for geeky James Reilly, who had his first sexual experience on Channel 4’s controversial Virgin School last month.
A friend said: “James can’t believe his […]

James Pacenza claims he suffers from “sex addiction”, and that his bosses should have shown him sympathy, rather than the door after being fired for visiting “adult” internet chat rooms.
Dr Ian Banks, chairman of the Men’s Health Forum, and a working GP, suspects that the emergence of sex addiction may be more to do with […]

Officer Randy Reynolds had been attending a social gathering, but was in uniform and on his way to work at the time. A man approached Reynolds repeatedly asking him to use the weapon on him, and Reynolds eventually obliged — twice.
“He said he just wanted to know what it felt like. Randy didn’t want to […]

Forget binary liquid explosives, a British Airways stewardess has shown how it’s really done by popping her curry ready meal into a 747’s club class microwave, with explosive results.
As if rehearsing for an episode of Sky One’s Brainiac, her curry detonated inside the microwave causing £20,000 worth of damage.
The transatlantic flight from Heathrow carried on […]

Akira Amari, minister of economy, trade and industry, tried out Toyota Motor Corp.’s futuristic “i-unit” single-seat electric vehicle at his ministry in Tokyo on Thursday.
The vehicle, which was exhibited at Toyota’s pavilion in the 2005 Aichi Expo, can be controlled by pushing and rolling a round controller with the driver’s right hand. In addition, the […]

An elderly woman suffered fractures after being based with a block of wood in northwest Queensland.
Police said the 69-year-old was in a Mount Isa music store yesterday when a 21-year-old man allegedly entered the shop and struck her repeatedly on the arm and head with the block of wood.
The offender left the store without taking […]

Ok so we went for the sensationalists headline - who cares. According to BBC Health:
“A virus contracted through oral sex is the cause of some throat cancers, say US scientists.
HPV infection was found to be a much stronger risk factor than tobacco or alcohol use, the Johns Hopkins University study of 300 people found.
The New […]

People were out of luck in getting their daily dose of life in Framingham as almost 1,000 Framingham State College newspapers were stolen. The reason? Front page exposure of FSC lacrosse fans’ mid riffs.
“This is the most stupid reason the paper has been stolen,” said Desmond McCarthy, an English professor.
McCarthy and Megan Turner, The Gatepost’s […]

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You’d think you might be able to have a civil relationship whilst being estranged from you wife - a quiet friendly curry perhaps. Well no. Especially when said wife adds doo-doo for seasoning.
Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against husband Donald Martin.
On 13th March, Jill watched her […]

I always thought an extra hour of sunlight was bad. We should ban this Daylight Savings rubbish. In fact, if we ban daylight, we’d have stopped our warming problems instantly … right, now for the petition…

A Central Florida doctor is accused of sexually assaulting a woman during a costume party while he was dressed as the super hero Captain America.
“It was just a group of doctors that were travelling throughout the city going from bar to bar,” said police representative Jill Fredricksen said.
Authorities said Adamcik was in possession of a […]

The last thing you want to be doing while tucking in to your cocktail is see a man trying to curtail his cock.
Well that’s exactly what happened at Zizzi’s in Londons Strand. Police were called to the scene where they has to use CS spray to subdue the man.
“At around 9pm on Sunday, a man […]