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Chicago school has 800 girls, 115 are pregnant!!
Monday, October 19th, 2009

babies.jpg 115 pregnant girls at Chicago High school

Runaway balloon boy saga is confirmed as a hoax and publicity stunt (we knew it!!).
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Overwieight woman beaten up for being overweight
Monday, October 19th, 2009

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Rio police chopper shot down during clash with drug gangs
Sunday, October 18th, 2009

Violence has broken out in a shanty town north of Rio De Janeiro between police and drug gangs. This is the worst outbreak of violence since the city was awarded the 2016 Olympics (Chicago doesn’t seem so bad now does it?)
The chopper was attacked during the fighting and was trying to make an emergency landing […]

Somali quiz winners win guns, grenades and anti-tank mines
Saturday, October 17th, 2009

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Mass panic and media coverage in bid to save boy trapped in air balloon. Wait, he’s in the attic
Saturday, October 17th, 2009

airballoon.jpg 6 year old trapped in runaway balloon. That’s what they thought anyway

Baby in pram falls on to track, run over by train, miracle escape. Vigo wanted for questioning
Friday, October 16th, 2009

vigo.jpg Baby’s miraculous escape

Get your virginity back with “Hoe-Away”
Thursday, October 15th, 2009

virgin-device1.jpg Product from Japan that gives you that “first time” experience all over again.

Pamela Anderson don’s the red Baywatch bathing suit one last time
Thursday, October 15th, 2009

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Refusal to sign penis results in slap and kidnapping for Leona Lewis
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

British Talent show winner Leona Lewis was slapped during her book signing today in London’s West End. O.K well she wasn’t kidnapped, but imagine what news that would have been.
The incident was apparently unprovoked although here at Neebone our investigators believe that a man wanted his penis signed, and as refusal often offends she […]

NFL player splits his forehead during pre-game intro
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

NFL player Owen Schmitt splits his head open during pre-game. WTF?

Happy Birthday to the world’s smallest man, who’s looking for a lady
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Looser voicemail message. This guy is insane
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Hilarious voice message, but for all the wrong reasons
Listen here

Beer + Football + Hot Tub = Early grave
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

SOUTH PASADENA, Fla. Pinellas County authorities said a man apparently drowned in a hot tub after spending the day drinking and watching football.
Deputies said he was a guest of the home’s three residents and had spent the day watching football and drinking. Higgins was alone in the hot tub for about half an […]

Woman with half a brain lives normal life (This isn’t normal? )
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Liquor stores swaps Food Stamps for Viagra.
Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

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Meet Phani Tikkala
Friday, December 7th, 2007

Mr Phani Tikkala

Antonio Dickhead Arseface Receives Gas Bill
Friday, December 7th, 2007

When Antonio Bandín Moreno collected his post before heading off to work, he left it on the table and thought nothing more of it. It was only when his wife called him on his mobile that he discovered he had been the subject of a practical joke.
“Antonio, have you seen the bill from Gas Natural,” […]

Note To Self: Dont Ask Teenager In Victoria’s Secret To Model Bra In Victoria’s Secret … Again
Friday, September 21st, 2007

A man faces prison time on charges of enticing a minor.
Doug Aube was convicted Wednesday afternoon in a Madison County courtroom.
Investigators say he approached a teenage girl in Victoria’s Secret in Madison Square Mall and asked her to model a bra for him.
The incident happened in March 2006. Aube faces up to […]

Police Arrest Batman Except His Suit Was At The Cleaners
Friday, September 21st, 2007

During a routine traffic stop last week, Fond du Lac police officers encountered a man dressed as Batgirl.
According to police reports, officers stopped the car carrying the costume-clad 23-year-old Fond du Lac man at the intersection of Ninth and Morris Streets at about 11:30 p.m. Sept. 13 because the car did not have its […]

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