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They can fire up to 240,000 rounds per minute and have no moving parts. Metal Storm firearms (ranging from 9mm handguns to machine guns and grenade launchers) do not work like regular weapons which chamber a single slug; they fire multiple shells at once from a pre-stacked barrel. The gunner can fire a single round, […]

At amazaing1.com you can buy yourself a 1.8 gigawatt electromagnetic pulse (EMP) generator. Great for when you want the neighbours to turn down their music, or when it’s time for little Timmy to go to bed.

A steal for a mere $11,000.00 (£6,273.65). All major credit cards accepted.
Link (props to Fark.com)

You’d have thought that being a journalist and missing for five days in Iraq that some one who think “Where’s Phil?”. Obviously not, as Phil Sands experienced during his detention by Sunni forces.
Only a chance raid by US special forces enabled him to escape certain death.
“I was in bed and heard helicopters, which I assumed […]

Scientists in Taiwan have created three glow-in-the-dark pigs by adding genetic material from jellyfish into pig embryos.
They are not the first to be born, but the team say they are theirs are the best so far. They are the only ones who are totally green - including organs.

In daylight the researchers say the pigs’ eyes, […]

Chuck reported to have roundhouse kicked the site owner. MR T pitties the fool.

Marines can check if the tea is ready

“By the power of Grayskull…”

Auditions for Picards role begin

Been tricked by scammers? Join the 5 million Brits who have been duped by the lure of winning cash prizes and other such bogus claims.
According to Which?, telephone scams rank top of the list with a prize being the attraction to call premium-rate telephone numbers to claim.
Next up is the famous Direct Mail scams which […]

They can run for 12 hours. They have CCTV and thermal imaging cameras. They travel at 4.5mph. They have flames throwers (ok so they don’t have flame throwers).
But these £55,000 armoured tanks will be patroling German stadiums looking for unsuspecting yobos.
Supporters say this is over the top as they are just out to enjoy themselves; […]

Already having ion drives installed in the Smart 1 Moon probe and Deep Space 1, ESA (European Space Agency) has successfully completed initial testing of its new, more powerful, drive.
The new drive uses a different way of accelerating the ions from existing methods.
“Essentially the concept exploits a natural phenomenon we see taking place in space,”

“When […]

From wikipedia,
In Egyptian mythology, Apep (also spelled Apepi, and Aapep, or Apophis in Greek) was an evil demon, the deification of darkness and chaos…
That’s the name of the new threat heading towards Earth. The 390-metre wide asteroid, which was discovered last year, could be on a collision course for our little blue planet. With an […]

Todays Evening Standard reports on a successful operation to transplant a face just like in the Travolta/Cage movie ‘Face-Off’.
The patient had suffered facial disfigurement including losing the nose and lips. The skin, fat tissue and blood vessels were transplanted from the donor to the recipient in the groundbreaking surgery.
The operation was performed with the consent […]

After a 10 year break Mr T is back with a new TV show, a part in Rocky VI and his own comic!
He revisits the role of Clubber Lang is the Rocky movie and should start filming shortly. His new reality TV show is called “I Pity the Fool” - classic.
“Unlike all the other reality […]

Deactivating certain genes have been found to make mice fearless, according to New Scientist. The treatment could eventually be used in humans to treat anxiety disorders and phobias.
The obvious use, however, would be a military application as in the movie Universal Soldier. You could effectively create the ultimate badass marine who’d go in to a […]