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During a routine traffic stop last week, Fond du Lac police officers encountered a man dressed as Batgirl.
According to police reports, officers stopped the car carrying the costume-clad 23-year-old Fond du Lac man at the intersection of Ninth and Morris Streets at about 11:30 p.m. Sept. 13 because the car did not have its […]

A Madison man infuriated because an alleged hooker left with his money before finishing her work subsequently used his truck to repeatedly ram the Lincoln Town Car she got into and, unfortunately for him, did so while a cop was watching.
The end result was that Jose A. Mojica, 33, of Madison, his brother-in-law, Oscar Maldonado, […]

A Hamilton County Municipal Court judge told an angry defendant “F— you,” an almost unheard of breach of courtroom etiquette.
Judge Ted Berry was responding to the same phrase that was uttered at him by Ivan Boykins, a defendant Berry had just sentenced to spend 30 days in jail after Boykins complained that he didn’t want […]

Following research by the Sussex force which concluded there was a rise in violent incidents when the moon was full - and also on paydays, Brighton constabulary are to deploy more officers during this time.
Inspector Andy Parr said he compared crime statistics for Brighton and Hove with lunar graphs to discover the trend.
The legend that […]

A man who lost his virginity on TV aged 26 now has hundreds of gorgeous girls desperate for a date with him.
More than 300 women have joined an online fan club for geeky James Reilly, who had his first sexual experience on Channel 4’s controversial Virgin School last month.
A friend said: “James can’t believe his […]

Officer Randy Reynolds had been attending a social gathering, but was in uniform and on his way to work at the time. A man approached Reynolds repeatedly asking him to use the weapon on him, and Reynolds eventually obliged — twice.
“He said he just wanted to know what it felt like. Randy didn’t want to […]

Forget binary liquid explosives, a British Airways stewardess has shown how it’s really done by popping her curry ready meal into a 747’s club class microwave, with explosive results.
As if rehearsing for an episode of Sky One’s Brainiac, her curry detonated inside the microwave causing £20,000 worth of damage.
The transatlantic flight from Heathrow carried on […]

People were out of luck in getting their daily dose of life in Framingham as almost 1,000 Framingham State College newspapers were stolen. The reason? Front page exposure of FSC lacrosse fans’ mid riffs.
“This is the most stupid reason the paper has been stolen,” said Desmond McCarthy, an English professor.
McCarthy and Megan Turner, The Gatepost’s […]

Mobile phones were switched off across Afghanistan as a rumour spread that calls from strange numbers could unleash a deadly virus.
Taxi driver Mar had heard ‘if you get a phone call from a strange number, if you hit “OK”, blood will come from your nose and ears, and you will die,’ he said as he […]

A Ukrainian woman was arrested after customs officers caught her trying to smuggle drugs inside a vibrator.
Svetlana Ivanyshka, 26, was asked to open her suitcases at Kiev airport after guards got a tip off that a young woman on her flight from New Delhi was carrying drugs.
They found a bag of hashish stuffed in the […]

There’s been controversy surrounding school wear when it comes to religion, but now the controversy has moved to the high seas - schools are targeting pirates.
Yes, a student in America has been banned from school for attending class dressed as a pirate. Bryan Killian says his religion requires him to dress as a pirate - […]

Prince William has been photo’d putting his breast hand forward - cupping the bossom of brazillain student Ana Ferreira.
“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast.
“I thought it couldn’t be the future king — but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face! […]

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Serial phone abuser Naomi Campbell has been ordered to clean floors in a municipal warehouse as punishment for beating people with communication devices.
She pleaded guilty to reckless assault in a plea bargain with prosecutors at Manhattan Criminal Court last month.
As well as community service, the 36-year-old was also ordered to attend an anger management course.
I […]

A staff sergeant who watched as one airman attempted and another threw a small frog into a running F-16 jet engine received three months in jail and a bad conduct discharge in a Kunsan Air Base courtroom Friday night.
Must have looked cool though. A frog. In a turbine. Heh.
Full story at F-16 Unit News

…psychiatrist and clippers sold separately.
Yes folks, someone took the ultimate joke one step too far and made an action figure about Britney Spears’ lunatic antics.
The new shaved head figurine, complete with straight jacket, is currently fetching bids on eBay for $82 (£42).

Do you know “a Gay”? A new study shows that 70% of heterosexual Americans knows “a Gay”. Half of those “gays” polled said they were too afraid of “Gay hate” to come out of the closet (much like Tom Cruise).
“Though attitudes throughout American society toward gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people have changed tremendously over […]

An office worker in Manchester, England, broke his ankle after jumping out of a first floor window because he was late for work at his new job. The 22 year old man became trapped in his flat after his front door jammed, and decided the only way out was through the window.
‘He just kept saying […]

“You don’t come here for this,” said Jerry Monaco after his son was punched in the face by Disney character “Tigger” at a Walt Disney World theme park.
Monaco’s family was posing for a photo when the “animal attack” took place.
“You don’t come here for this,” father Jerry Monaco said. “Disney is supposed to be a […]