British Talent show winner Leona Lewis was slapped during her book signing today in London’s West End. O.K well she wasn’t kidnapped, but imagine what news that would have been.
The incident was apparently unprovoked although here at Neebone our investigators believe that a man wanted his penis signed, and as refusal often offends she […]

Scientists have developed a new contraceptive for men which blocks the development of sperm.
“It’s based around the concept of Roshambo.” says Dr Schwarmy Hildenblockfensteinbergerweismanshore from Kings College University. “Before a couple engages in a sexual act, the female kicks her partner square in the testicles with her right foot. This causes significant trauma to the […]