Issac Hayes, who voices the character Chef, has quit South Park after being with the show since 1997.
“There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins,” said Hayes who is a Scientologist.
“Religious beliefs are sacred to people, […]

Jeff Crofts blog over 1&1’s shoddy service has reached #4 in search engine results for “1&1 Internet” - not bad.

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1&1 Internet (which might also be called 1 and 1 Internet or 1 & 1 Internet) is a piss-poor excuse for a service company, and I advise you to never use them for your […]

A husband took revenge on his unfaithful ex-wife by selling 200 sexy photos of her on eBay.
The man offered the CD snaps of blonde Linsey, 24, at £4.99 each, reports the Mirror.
Within 24 hours all the pictures had been bought.
The seller, from Wales, wrote on the internet site: “She was playing away with my so-called […]

Taking the piss out of all the current hooha over the Mohammed cartoons, Amitai Sandy has decided to launch an anti-Semitic cartoon competition for Jews to enter.
“We’ll show the world we can do the best, sharpest, most offensive Jew hating cartoons ever published!” said Sandy “No Iranian will beat us on our home turf!”
Link (Bookma.org)

Paris Hilton and Julien Macdonald were hit with flour bombs during London Fashion Week. PETA campaigners pelted the two after they left Macdonald’s show for an after-party.
Yvonne Taylor of Peta Europe said “There is nothing remotely fashionable about the torture and death of animals killed for fur,”.
“Julien Macdonald may have been able to ignore images […]

The Rock All Times takes their own slanted look at the current Mohammed cartoon “situation”.
Across the globe, the ever-worsening controversy over the publication of a dozen crappy cartoons has resulted in vandalism, arson and assault. Yesterday, however, the situation became immeasurably worse with a publication by an American newspaper of a badly-punctuated headline. A summary […]

(Not my original work by the way, but I thought it would be rather educational - in a comical way. That’s why it’s in news as well as humour.)
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn […]

Police are warning the public not to approach six water buffalo as they are “able to spray dung across large distances”.
They disappeared from a field in Lymington, Hampshire, on Wednesday and did not reappear until Friday [proof of alien animal abductions!]
“Apparently these animals leave an obvious trail of dung if they walk anywhere, and there […]

Police in Orange County, Fla., are hunting two men who robbed a McDonalds restaurant.
The men, dressed in black and packing heat, forced thier way inside. “No employees were hurt and employees said the robbers were courteous,”.
An accurate description of the robbers could not be obtained.
[I suspect it was a Mr Chumondly-Warner and friend - “Would […]

Report writing is an important part of police work [with 99% of police time taken up by writing reports it seems]. The following is a selection shown to rookies in training so they know how not to write a crime report.

The suspect gained entry by climbing into the victims rear
A four foot wall surrounded the […]

Deportivo Wanka, a Peruvian football team, is having a really good run of replica shirt sales from the Brits. More than 1,000 of the shirts have so far been shifted but they just don’t get why we find it so funny.
“It is very strange. Everyone in Britain seems to think we have a funny name.”
Even […]

A survey of 400 people by Sky Travel has found almost half of them has called in sick to recover from a heavy night out or to go shopping.
“Early February is a very popular time for taking a ’sickie’, the first bank holiday still seems a long way off, the days are gloomy, and many […]

You’ve just entered an elevator with your dog. As the doors start to close, your dog decides it’s a good time to go for a run and promptly leaves - but with you still holding the leash. The leash gets caught with you inside and the dog outside, and then the elevator goes up.
It sounds […]

PC Mark Milton’s 159mph “familiarisation” with a new patrol car on the M54 in 2003 brought his antics to court. A Judge aquitted him but now the Director of Public Prosecutions is asking the High Court to change its decision.
Judge Bruce Morgan said: “I can’t help but see the irony that those that brought this […]

“That” South Park episode might not be so far fetched as Tom Cruise is looking to be top contender for the Razzie Awards, which “honor” the worst achievements in film.
Others up for the award include Will Ferrell (”Bewitched,” “Kicking & Screaming”), Jamie Kennedy (”Son of the Mask”), Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (”Doom”) and Rob Schneider […]

New laws outlined by the British Government are to tell pet owners how to care for their animals.
Owners are to be told how to properly feed their pets, supply them with “mental stimulation” and how to provide adequate lavatory facilities. Those in breach of the five “animal rights” will face possible jail time and a […]

LA attorney’s office has sued Rockstar and parent company Take-Two Interactive over allegedly hiding pornographic material inside the videogame Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
“Businesses have an obligation to truthfully disclose the content of their products - whether in the food we eat or the entertainment we consume,” said the attorney’s office.
The industry board that gave […]

You know how it goes at a motor show or a tech fair - standing next to the main exhibits are usually sexy women dressed in either body-hugging lycra or some sort of bikini [~drool~]. Well, not at this years E3Expo in LA.
Stand owners will now face new penalties including a $5,000 fine if their […]

The powers that be have axed an episode of South Park, Trapped in the Closet, for fear of being sued. Tom Crusie is famous for filing litigation at the drop of a hat, and the material contained within the show has obviously prompted this knee-jerk reaction.
Tom Cruise has been voted as the most irritating actor […]

Readers of the Moscow Komsomolets newspaper will be surprised to read an add asking for help - help to have sex.
According to a cancer specialist, sex three times a week is necessary to avoid a certain type of breast cancer after a certain age. So, Elisaveta has taken out the add in order to fill […]