Cab driver Tom Matthews was flashed by a speed camera, poor guy. He got his fine in the post, three penalty points and £60. But on inspecting the speed recorded by the camera he was shocked to discover that it flashed him doing 420mph - in a 30 zone!
“I drive an old Cavalier — not […]

Who’d have thunk it? John Cena getting a beat down by Britney Spears’ ex? Well that’s not the whole story.
In his pro-wrestling debut against John Cena on WWE’s “Monday Night Raw”, K-Fed beat John Cena with a 3-count after Cena was unfairly destroyed by Umaga.
“He (Cena) hoisted Federline up for an FU, but his opponent […]

“I drove that road the other day and drivers were bunched up to figure out what it was,” said an amused Gary Miller, the Wright County sheriff.
Someone inspired by the dots on the highway, to deter tailgating, decided to paint a large Pac-Man eating the dot - just like in the game.
“It’s kind of comical,” […]

Henry Gordon, 52, attempted to rob a woman at an ATM of the Fifth-Third Bank on South Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando. But instead of getting away with the money, the only valuables he escaped with were his own crown jewels … barely.
As Gordon tried to snatch the cash from his 41-year-old victim, she gave him […]

Guess the guy (hint: left)
Santhi Soundarajan, a silver medalist at the Asian Games in Doha, is looking to have her medal revoked as it turns out she isn’t really a she - she’s a he.
All became apparent as soon as Santhi won the medal; probably down to what she was “packing” - and we ain’t […]

I suppose it beats a nicotine patch.
Smokers intending on quitting were shocked/ecstatic to find they were prescribed the anti-impotence drug Viagra instead of anti-smoking pill Zyban. NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde said the mistake was down to computer error involving two GP practices.
“At no time was patient care affected by this as all prescriptions are […]

“IT’S MORPHIN TIME! Tyrannosaurus, Saber-tooth Tiger!” or however it goes. Well that’s what 4-year-old Stevie Long shouted when he morphed into the Red Ranger in order to save his 5-year-old sister who had a gun pointed at her head (well Stevie thought he morphed - and we believe him!).
The baddie stole credit cards, jewelry, cash […]

McDonald’s Corp. wants the Chinese to eat more burgers. How are they going to do that? How else, big lips! McDonald’s introduction of the Quarter Pounder in China is part of their strategy to push a more traditional American burger.
“Flirt with your senses,” reads the caption on a billboard for a burger with some wet, […]

“The army must think about how their soldiers can let off some steam.”. That was a comment made by Dutch politician Annemarie Jorritsma, of the People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD), in regards to a demand for “extra benefts” for soldiers - those benefits being Dutch prostitutes sent abroad to “service” the troops.
However, a […]

Fitzroy Barnaby, a 28-year-old Evanston, Illinois, man. Prosecuted for attempted kidnapping and child abduction charges. His crime, attempting to lecture 14-year-old girl on the dangers of traffic after almost mowing her down.
Fitzroy yelled “Come here, little girl,” after he leap out of his car and tried to grab the girls arm in order to give […]

Samuel L Jackson didn’t feature, but Manilla airport officials managed to halt an unofficial sequel to “Snakes On A Plane” by preventing the loading of more than 130 reptiles, including poisonous cobras, on to a flight destined for Bangkok.
A Filipino woman tried to smuggle diaper-wearing lizards and bottles containing 60 snakes in two suitcases to […]

Film buffs at a cinema in Stevenage, Herts, had to be treated by emergency services after passing out whilst watching Saw III.
“If you know you’re squeamish, don’t go,” said a spokesman for East of England Ambulance Service.
“This is obviously a blood-thirsty film. Some of the scenes are fairly horrific,”. Like people who go to […]

A Mississippi woman, Leann Real, promised her sports mad husband that should they ever have a son he could name him. Bad move.
Rusty Real decide to call his son E-S-P-N (although pronounced ESPEN) after the the sports channel, and Montana after the football legend Joe Montana. Although ESPN Montana Real is not the only holder […]

The son of Police chief James Biederman and his friend were arrested on Sunday after they took cheif Biedermans car and began pulling motorists over and checking their licences.
The two aged 18 and 23,wore cargo pants and shirts with police logos, one even had a replica glock .40. They would flash the cars lights and […]

Remember Screech from Saved by the Bell? Be prepared to see him in a way you thought you would never see. He has created a porno!!!
“Former teen TV star Dustin Diamond is reportedly the star of a candid new sex tape in which he romps with two women. The 29-year-old, who played geek Screech Powers […]

A fight broke out on a flight due to land at Miami international airport because a passenger was “unhappy” with the person he was sitting next to. The passenger complained that his Ipod was too loud and that he smelled, he then proceeded to pour perfume on the man and vomit in the aisle.
Heres […]

“They are all very hot. They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it.” - these comments made by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger are being investiagted by the California PD after an audio file was downloaded by a rival Democratic party.
The […]

Most people who get caught by speed cameras just curse the abominations and await their fine and points in the mail. But not in Hyde, Greater Manchester.
Craig Moore, 28, of Thorne, Doncaster, was caught by a Watchman camera last August while driving his work vehicle.
Instead of just accepting his fate, he returned later with a […]

Israel. A Hezbollah rocket attack. A 24-year old woman. You’d think this would be just another war casulty but you’d be wrong. Equal to that of a kevlar vest, the Israeli woman’s silicone breast implant managed to stop shrapnel from piercing her heart; stopping just inches from it
“She was saved from death,”, said a Nahariya […]

In a daring breakout being described as the greatest in British history (not really), 12 squirrel monkeys escaped from London Zoo and into Regents Park.
The monkeys are languishing in trees, but are being monitored constantly by park staff.
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